"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to deal with fake numbers?

NoBull

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I don't have a high % failure with # close, maybe 10% or something, but I'm curious, how do you act if you knew it was bogus?

I let the girl punch the digits in the phone, then hold my phone, read the same number, but change a few digits (if it was 5556595 I'd say 5557595) and if she didn't correct me, I know it's fake, I'd usually give a her a look that translates to "I'm not a moron" and walk away.



Any other methods you guys use?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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M2k961

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Bahaha! That is an awesome trick!

*assimilated*

I don't have any others.
 

Sato21m

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lol keep in mind girls sometime learn fake # for this kind of situation.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tempest

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let her punch in the numbers and insert it in your phone. then say "is this the phone that you actually answer?", and hold out the phone like you're ready to dial the number.
 

Beethoven

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I don't get it with all these tricks for working out if a number is fake or not.

When the girl gives you the number, just accept it. If, when you call it, it turns out to be fake, throw it away.

The only real point I can see to finding out if it's fake on the spot is so you can get a 'mini-revenge' by giving the girl a dirty look or something. DJ's shouldn't care for revenge in situations like this.

In the end, if you get a fake number, you didn't raise her IL high enough. So improve yourself for next time.
 

backbreaker

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Heres my thing:

If the girl gives you a fake number, even if you call her on it and she gives you the right one, she gave you a fake number because for some reason or another, she doesn't want to talk to you. Now instead of saving her time answering the phone, she has to do the deed of putting you off until you get the point.

So I do check the number to make sure it's right, but if they blatently give me the wrong number, I just smile, tell them to take care, and walk off.
 

manicmaximum

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good point. unless shes retardedly drunk and actually meant to put in the right number, she doesnt want to talk to you anyway, just move on.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Walken

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I've never gotten a fake number, first number I got was ****ed up though. It was something like 555-555? I thought it was ****ed up and didn't bother trying the ten variations.
 

So pimp its scary

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If the girl gives you a fake number, even if you call her on it and she gives you the right one, she gave you a fake number because for some reason or another, she doesn't want to talk to you. Now instead of saving her time answering the phone, she has to do the deed of putting you off until you get the point.
This is why I simply don't bother to call back fake numbers.
 
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