Hahaha
Man, this is the funniest thread I've read in ages. But your situation is a solemn one. I've been there *gulp*.
Late last year, I had an Obeast chasing me, along with her uggo friend. At dances, they would grab my ass and I would be like "Hey!!" and squirm around a little bit, but they kept at it. I get seriously pissed at them one night at a dance because they would NOT F*CKING GO AWAY. I had no chances to approach hot chicks cuz they clung to me the whole night, it was so F*ckn annoying.
Anyways, after a couple months, the fat chick started to grow on me a little bit cuz she was sweet. One night she even gave me a webcam show where she flashed me and showed me her thong. She was one of those slightly larger girls with a pretty face. Anyways, I found that she takes anti-depressants and gets psychiatric help and her uggo friend was diagnosed as anti-social.
Now gentleman, I don't want to sound like an ass here, but I believe that a person's appearance says a LOT about them. Fat chicks GENERALLY have low self esteem and they will burden you with it. Their self esteem issues actually OUTWEIGH their fatness in terms of problems.
I knew I had to cut off the obeast cuz she was basically an AFC. I saw the old me in her!! And it was ugly, my friends.
So what I did was this: I pretended that I was dating HBCrazy (from my Duke Progress Journal) since she goes to another school. Dude, if you are already dating that Italian chick, then just tell the fat chick already! It will not hurt her feelings much.
In my case I killed two birds in one stone cuz I got the obeast off me and I got to roleplay "boyfriend" with HBCrazy.
Man, this is the funniest thread I've read in ages. But your situation is a solemn one. I've been there *gulp*.
Late last year, I had an Obeast chasing me, along with her uggo friend. At dances, they would grab my ass and I would be like "Hey!!" and squirm around a little bit, but they kept at it. I get seriously pissed at them one night at a dance because they would NOT F*CKING GO AWAY. I had no chances to approach hot chicks cuz they clung to me the whole night, it was so F*ckn annoying.
Anyways, after a couple months, the fat chick started to grow on me a little bit cuz she was sweet. One night she even gave me a webcam show where she flashed me and showed me her thong. She was one of those slightly larger girls with a pretty face. Anyways, I found that she takes anti-depressants and gets psychiatric help and her uggo friend was diagnosed as anti-social.
Now gentleman, I don't want to sound like an ass here, but I believe that a person's appearance says a LOT about them. Fat chicks GENERALLY have low self esteem and they will burden you with it. Their self esteem issues actually OUTWEIGH their fatness in terms of problems.
I knew I had to cut off the obeast cuz she was basically an AFC. I saw the old me in her!! And it was ugly, my friends.
So what I did was this: I pretended that I was dating HBCrazy (from my Duke Progress Journal) since she goes to another school. Dude, if you are already dating that Italian chick, then just tell the fat chick already! It will not hurt her feelings much.
In my case I killed two birds in one stone cuz I got the obeast off me and I got to roleplay "boyfriend" with HBCrazy.
