"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to beat high metabolism?

Not Quite There

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Basically, no matter how much i eat, i cannot put on weight!!! I eat more than my brother, but he weighs a stone more than me!


I think its something to do with when i was younger, i was veggie for years, and i think this somehow affected my metabolism.

But now i eat meat pretty often, and eat quite a lot of **** fatty food, but it doesnt do anything! I think i must have hollow legs!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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semag

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1) read the guide to bulking up.

2) Do what it says

3) the end.
 

PeeGee

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To be skinny, not fat, but not muscular? It's not exactly the best situation to be in.
 

Double

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i would kill whole villages to be in the situation of these millions of "unlucky" people. u think it's cool when you have to eat every hour huh.
 

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I've got an uber-fast metabolism and I'm more than happy with it. I, too, am vegetarian so that might have something to do with it, although I was like this even before going vegetarian so it's probably not related.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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slickjesse

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i totally know your problem. to gain weight ive been basically eating till i feel like i might throw up and then as soon as i think i could possibly eat more, i do. i did this for two months and one of my friends came up to me and asked me if i lost weight. that was pretty depressing. i think ive gained something like 3 pounds. no real point to my post other than saying your not alone with this problem.
 

padrote

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Originally posted by Not Quite There
no matter how much i eat
You state this as if it's a fact.

It's a simple thing really, your body burns more calories during the day than an average person's body. Eat 4000 calories (proper calories, read bulking guides) a day spread into 6 meals, if you don't gain weight eat 5000 calories and so on, eventually you'll hit the right amount.

Work your way up to that amount of calories or you'll feel overstuffed a lot. Your body will adapt to receiving inordinate amounts of food.
 

medik167

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Just eating like a cow won't give you the best results. BUILD MUSCLE. Adopt a good mass routine, purchase some whey, maybe add some creatine & glutamine, and hit the gym. The combination of lifting for mass (low reps, high weight, core lifts), high protein diet, good supplementation, and plenty of sleep will help you achieve your goal.
 

penkitten

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i have the same thing going on , but im a girl so i guess its ok
 

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you THINK you´re eating enough but you arent. I suggest go to the gym and eat like a mothafvcka. thats what Im doing(I also have high metabolism).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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eps

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Dude I had to eat 3500+ calories per day when I was smaller... 30 lbs later I needed close to 5000 calories per day to maintain my weight... it's not easy. I feel you :)
 
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