Ha haha... So if you can't understand these people how can u give them good advice. I'm one of them and I will explain it to you: I always have plenty of great topics to talk about with chicks but only when there are no chicks in front of me. The problem is that i'm not laid back enough when i talk to the chicks i don't know well. My thoughts can't go freely and the only topic i find in my head is endless EMPTINESS.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
How to be a better conversationalist
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
when most ppl say they cant think of stuff to talk about, i think wat they really mean is that they cant think of something INTERESTING to talk about
i used to be like that. sure i could talk about my how my goldfish swam around 3 times, or wat her favourite food is, but it'd bore the **** out of her and me
good post anyhow
i used to be like that. sure i could talk about my how my goldfish swam around 3 times, or wat her favourite food is, but it'd bore the **** out of her and me
good post anyhow
My Goldfish swam around his bowl three times today.
I think this could be an incredibly funny, bizarre, idea for a deadpan joke.
" I had a pretty good day. I watched my goldfish swim around his bowl. He did (look up and remember)
three laps ,no, four I think."
Then just look at her. If she has no sense of humor she will flinch. If she has a brain she will laugh at how bizarre it is.
I think this could be an incredibly funny, bizarre, idea for a deadpan joke.
" I had a pretty good day. I watched my goldfish swim around his bowl. He did (look up and remember)
three laps ,no, four I think."
Then just look at her. If she has no sense of humor she will flinch. If she has a brain she will laugh at how bizarre it is.
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Then see if she wants to come to your place and watch your fish swim. Exciting, no? :yes:snogroove said:I think this could be an incredibly funny, bizarre, idea for a deadpan joke.
" I had a pretty good day. I watched my goldfish swim around his bowl. He did (look up and remember)
three laps ,no, four I think."
Then just look at her. If she has no sense of humor she will flinch. If she has a brain she will laugh at how bizarre it is.
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This reminds me of this 26-year old girl that I talked to when I was 19. I said the smartest and dumbest things out of my head and surprisingly that attracted her even more. Yea, how can anybody ever run out of things to talk about? It's beyond me.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.