"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How to avoid a comma splice

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I hate to be an English punctuation n a zi, but I see the dreaded comma splice in a LOT of posts.

As a general rule, never link two stand-alone sentences with a comma.

1. Break them up into separate sentences.

Or

2. Use a semi-colon instead of a comma.

Or

3. Use a comma and coordinating conjunction like "and" or "but."

Wrong:

I was on a date with a really hot chick, we had drinks at the bar.

Right:

I was on a date with a really hot chick. We had drinks at the bar.

Also correct:

I was on a date with a really hot chick; we had drinks at the bar.

Also correct:

I was on a date with a really hot chick, and we had drinks at the bar.


I just have one more pet peeve. It's spelled "per se," not "per say."

Thank you very much. Please exit to the right lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thanks for the post Mike, it helped me lots. Grammar was always my least favorite subject, it gave me so much trouble lol! I'm sitting on a chair, the fridge is right next to me. I'm typing with my wrists curved upward, am I going to get carpal tunnel?
 

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The grammar error I hate the most is when people type "would of" or "should of" because they don't know that it's actually a contraction of "would have" or "should have".

What drives me nuts is how prevalent such errors are in some "professional" circles. My roommate two years ago was 2 years older than me; he graduated top 10% of his class in business school and is now working a solid internship. I've seen him type emails to professors though, and I swear the guy is borderline illiterate. Fwcking ridiculous.
 

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sageproduct said:
The grammar error I hate the most is when people type "would of" or "should of" because they don't know that it's actually a contraction of "would have" or "should have".

What drives me nuts is how prevalent such errors are in some "professional" circles. My roommate two years ago was 2 years older than me; he graduated top 10% of his class in business school and is now working a solid internship. I've seen him type emails to professors though, and I swear the guy is borderline illiterate. Fwcking ridiculous.
Yeah, we could have a ten-page thread on these common errors.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Standard usage demands that single-letter abbreviations for common words be capitalized, as in the example: "F you, A-hole." So it's "E-mail," not "email." Also, acronyms are usually capitalized. So it's "GAF" not "gaf."
 

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ARrocket said:
Mike, was this your pillow talk with that English teacher in Vegas?
Lol
 
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