"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How to avoid a comma splice

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I hate to be an English punctuation n a zi, but I see the dreaded comma splice in a LOT of posts.

As a general rule, never link two stand-alone sentences with a comma.

1. Break them up into separate sentences.

Or

2. Use a semi-colon instead of a comma.

Or

3. Use a comma and coordinating conjunction like "and" or "but."

Wrong:

I was on a date with a really hot chick, we had drinks at the bar.

Right:

I was on a date with a really hot chick. We had drinks at the bar.

Also correct:

I was on a date with a really hot chick; we had drinks at the bar.

Also correct:

I was on a date with a really hot chick, and we had drinks at the bar.


I just have one more pet peeve. It's spelled "per se," not "per say."

Thank you very much. Please exit to the right lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Thanks for the post Mike, it helped me lots. Grammar was always my least favorite subject, it gave me so much trouble lol! I'm sitting on a chair, the fridge is right next to me. I'm typing with my wrists curved upward, am I going to get carpal tunnel?
 

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The grammar error I hate the most is when people type "would of" or "should of" because they don't know that it's actually a contraction of "would have" or "should have".

What drives me nuts is how prevalent such errors are in some "professional" circles. My roommate two years ago was 2 years older than me; he graduated top 10% of his class in business school and is now working a solid internship. I've seen him type emails to professors though, and I swear the guy is borderline illiterate. Fwcking ridiculous.
 

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sageproduct said:
The grammar error I hate the most is when people type "would of" or "should of" because they don't know that it's actually a contraction of "would have" or "should have".

What drives me nuts is how prevalent such errors are in some "professional" circles. My roommate two years ago was 2 years older than me; he graduated top 10% of his class in business school and is now working a solid internship. I've seen him type emails to professors though, and I swear the guy is borderline illiterate. Fwcking ridiculous.
Yeah, we could have a ten-page thread on these common errors.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Standard usage demands that single-letter abbreviations for common words be capitalized, as in the example: "F you, A-hole." So it's "E-mail," not "email." Also, acronyms are usually capitalized. So it's "GAF" not "gaf."
 

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ARrocket said:
Mike, was this your pillow talk with that English teacher in Vegas?
Lol
 
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