"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How the hell do i shave my own head??

ryan killa

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Ok, I need to shave my own head in 1.5 hours max....how do i do this? Any techniques? I am going to be using a one guard. Pleasssssssssssssse, any help greatly appreciated!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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italostud

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Shave down to the skin? Or leave a bit of hair? Either way it isn't too hard. First, use an electric hair shaver and go at it. Then, if you want to go down to the skin, apply shaving cream, touch razor to head, rinse + repeat.
 

hardwork

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Actually, I just did this for the first time a few days ago. Coincidentally, I'm about to re-shave it here in a few minutes. Weird!

Anyway, it's just like shaving your face, only... well, it's your head. The only pointer I can give you, really, is to quit while you're ahead (no pun intended! ;)): you REALLY don't want to over-shave and get razorburn. (Razorburn hurts, and it looks really, really bad.)

Take it easy the first few times you shave your head; quit once it's decently smooth.
 

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I used to shave my head all the time, every 2 weeks. Its very simple, just grab a mirror in 1 hand, and a shaver in the other. And shave away, and make sure you get every corner and curve.

If it gets harder to shave and the hair keeps getting caught, put some oil on the shaver's blade.
 

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If it's the first time, wash your hair, remove excess hair with a towel, cut the excess hair with scissors or clippers, and, when it's short enough, shave with an electric razor. Afterwards, rub some moisturizer with a sunscreen on your head. Always shave gently and let the razor glide over your skin.

Thereafter, you can decide how often you will shave it. I shave every morning and it takes less than ten minutes. Some people shave every other day or every few days.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by lynx
If it's the first time, wash your hair, remove excess hair with a towel ...
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