"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How strict is your state about masks?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yes. We need police. However, no one should actually be incarcerated or charged for not wearing a mask. Masks have an epidemiological benefit if most people are wearing them (80%+). Mandatory mask laws get us to that number. Some people will always break the law but the mask wearing doesn’t require 100% compliance to move the numbers.

In NJ, masks have been mandatory since April. Everyone in every public building I go into wears one. The law works. Result is we have consistently had one the lowest positivity rates for months.
but that is what happen, people fishing alone, 3 cops go after him to arrest him, people walking around without a mask being fined when they are alone, course the cops never go alone after you, they are always on 2 or 3.

so like always stop saying crap and check the facts before anything

And I’ve legitimately been asking the same question for months - what does “fear mongering“ have to do with COVID-19?
gonna explain this again, because I know you still don't get it don't matter how many times we tell you (or are being disonest so you can look like smart, but you don't fool anyone)

the covid problem was over blow, too much fanfarre for a small problem, nothing who was projected happened, not even half of it, and not it was NOT because the whole mask thing, the all it was needed was to isolate people from china and the old and sick, letting everyone else live they lives, and working, but we can't have that, now everyone is a coward who don't even leave they home, and now we are getting the post fear mongering deal, several places closed, a lot of people without work, products prices skyrocketing, but of course you will ignore or don't acknowledge it, and now will give a half ass answer, trying to look smart AGAIN
 
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National Association of Police Organizations endorses Trump

Like seriously, how do democrats plan to use the police to enforce their idiotic mask mandate when all police departments across the country are against democrats....?????.....

 

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but that is what happen, people fishing alone, 3 cops go after him to arrest him, people walking around without a mask being fined when they are alone, course the cops never go alone after you, they are always on 2 or 3.
That is not what is happening.

so like always stop saying crap and check the facts before anything

gonna explain this again, because I know you still don't get it don't matter how many times we tell you (or are being disonest so you can look like smart, but you don't fool anyone)

the covid problem was over blow, too much fanfarre for a small problem, nothing who was projected happened, not even half of it, and not it was NOT because the whole mask thing, the all it was needed was to isolate people from china and the old and sick, letting everyone else live they lives, and working, but we can't have that, now everyone is a coward who don't even leave they home, and now we are getting the post fear mongering deal, several places closed, a lot of people without work, products prices skyrocketing, but of course you will ignore or don't acknowledge it, and now will give a half ass answer, trying to look smart AGAIN
The families of the 190,000+ Americans that died from COVID-19 wouldn’t call it overblown.

You guys were saying back in March that covid was a hoax. What’s the story now?
 

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Biden calls for national face mask mandate....

Who's gonna enforce it, Joe....???... Do you really think the police will cooperate with a party that's running a campaign on "defund the police"...???..

 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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National Association of Police Organizations endorses Trump

Like seriously, how do democrats plan to use the police to enforce their idiotic mask mandate when all police departments across the country are against democrats....?????.....

Hey. let me help you out - No one is calling for police to arrest people who don’t wear masks. In fact, I said the opposite:
Yes. We need police. However, no one should actually be incarcerated or charged for not wearing a mask.
 

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That is not what is happening.

The families of the 190,000+ Americans that died from COVID-19 wouldn’t call it overblown.

You guys were saying back in March that covid was a hoax. What’s the story now?
One argument is how many of those 190k+ deaths were really from Covid. That's one of the sticking points with just believeing in any figure you hear at face value. You seem to be a big believer in what the officials say so it would be natural for the beliefs you have without doing any of your own in depth research outside of the official channels.
 

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One argument is how many of those 190k+ deaths were really from Covid. That's one of the sticking points with just believeing in any figure you hear at face value. You seem to be a big believer in what the officials say so it would be natural for the beliefs you have without doing any of your own in depth research outside of the official channels.
So you’re accusing every state, municipal, and federal health agency of lying about covid deaths?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If we tested everyone and quarantined the positives, we could practically eliminate the virus and reopen the economy. Unfortunately it won't happen that way.
Wouldn't work anyway. Just takes one Typhoid Mary type to spread it all over the globe again.
 

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But it's still more effective.

If we tested everyone and quarantined the positives, we could practically eliminate the virus and reopen the economy. Unfortunately it won't happen that way.
you mean a real quarantine with no one leaving and everyclose? or this joke of quarantine who people could ask for delivery? and only half population(normally the poor ones) would still have to work?
 

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Wouldn't work anyway. Just takes one Typhoid Mary type to spread it all over the globe again.
and that is what bring the whole knowing how a virus work.

after a virus is in a place he will not go away, or you body survive or you die
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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If one candidate wins the election, Covid cases will start to go down immediately. Then around February-March it will be reported that Covid is gone enough to open the country back to mostly a previous 'normal'. The media might even give this new president credit for saving humanity.

If the other candidate wins the election, Covid will be reported as a 'pandemic' for the next four years. AND/OR, a new 'pandemic' that is far worse than Covid like the Black Plague or some other problem to keep the country in chaos will be reported.

Disclaimer: In the spirit of not breaking forum rules, I'm not going to differentiate between potential presidents I reference above. Both statements are hypothetical and for entertainment purposes only.
Always just say it's satire because then even if the feds get on you you cash just say it was satire.
 

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National face covering mandate coming...????....
This makes no sense to me because the same people wanting the national face covering mandate are also the people wanting to get rid of police. So how would enforce this is what I want to know?? They just gonna pay a bunch of Karens to walk around Walmart and harass customers, same as they do now but pay them???? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

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This makes no sense to me because the same people wanting the national face covering mandate are also the people wanting to get rid of police. So how would enforce this is what I want to know?? They just gonna pay a bunch of Karens to walk around Walmart and harass customers, same as they do now but pay them???? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I fear we're entering into a new Salem Witch Trials era where disgruntled neighbors will falsely report each other for mask violations simply out of spite....
 

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I fear we're entering into a new Salem Witch Trials era where disgruntled neighbors will falsely report each other for mask violations simply out of spite....
The Karen Witch trials!!
 
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