"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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How often do you see your girlfriend?

Mr.Fantastic

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I have been with this girl for about 2 months, she is calling me her boyfriend now, and in relationship mode, which is cool with me coz i like her alot. But the thing is she seems to want to see me all the time; like I spent all weekend with her, and now its monday and I feel like just staying home n watching tv. She sent me a text saying "the boys in the pub think you should walk me home! lol, I think you should walk me home so i can fvck your brains out!'.

Now, I do love messages like this, but she texted me earlier saying she has stuff to tell me that will make me laugh and that she will ring me after work (she works in a bar), now she is pusing me to go round there. I dunno, I just cant be bothered tonight.

I feel like if i spend all me time with her she will have me whipped, I feel like if i go round now I will be being her puppy, trained at the call of sex.

Anyone got some ****ey n funny replies i could give her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Raikojo17

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doesnt really call or ****y funny. but for you to put your foot down.

tell her that you guys spent all weekend together and that you need some time to yourself for a few days. you can talk to her on the phone, but you dont have to see each other everyday
 

typical

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Almost everyday unless one of us has work or family things to attend to.

Before anyone bugs me for saying I'm spending too much time with her let me explain how it goes. She likes that I go to gym and uni and have a part time job and how I'm trying to start up my own business while still being able to make a sh!t load of time for her. While she does the exact same, she's trying to get on her own two feet yet still makes time almost everyday.

BTW your running away from sex ............. are you mentally sane ??? Your not gay are you, heres a tip next time she says that go to her place when she opens the door just jump her right there no talking nothing just get right into it. Make sure you leave her so she cant walk straight for a week. That way you wont need to worry about becoming a puppy trained for sex, she'll beg for you to do the same again
 

So pimp its scary

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Seriously, just be busy... have an outside life from your girlfriend, a life that you expose her to at your discretion.
 

CORVETTE06

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dont be whipped. do what YOU want. not what she wants. straighten her out now
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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