Mr.Fantastic
Don Juan
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- Apr 15, 2006
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I have been with this girl for about 2 months, she is calling me her boyfriend now, and in relationship mode, which is cool with me coz i like her alot. But the thing is she seems to want to see me all the time; like I spent all weekend with her, and now its monday and I feel like just staying home n watching tv. She sent me a text saying "the boys in the pub think you should walk me home! lol, I think you should walk me home so i can fvck your brains out!'.
Now, I do love messages like this, but she texted me earlier saying she has stuff to tell me that will make me laugh and that she will ring me after work (she works in a bar), now she is pusing me to go round there. I dunno, I just cant be bothered tonight.
I feel like if i spend all me time with her she will have me whipped, I feel like if i go round now I will be being her puppy, trained at the call of sex.
Anyone got some ****ey n funny replies i could give her?
Now, I do love messages like this, but she texted me earlier saying she has stuff to tell me that will make me laugh and that she will ring me after work (she works in a bar), now she is pusing me to go round there. I dunno, I just cant be bothered tonight.
I feel like if i spend all me time with her she will have me whipped, I feel like if i go round now I will be being her puppy, trained at the call of sex.
Anyone got some ****ey n funny replies i could give her?