How NOT to ask out a female. A case study.

[Kabane52]

Look at this IM conversation that was passed onto me. All names and screenames have been replaced. She said no at the end.

niceguy2322: How are YOU feeling?
typicalgirl623: oh oaky.
typicalgirl623: uhh,, idk>
niceguy2322: XD
typicalgirl623: bored. tired. lonely.
typicalgirl623: haa.
niceguy2322: I know how that feels =/
typicalgirl623: which one?
niceguy2322: Lonely lol
typicalgirl623: why lol?
niceguy2322: Idk...
typicalgirl623: okay?
niceguy2322: haha.
niceguy2322: Just lonely I guess.
typicalgirl623: oh. i'm sorry.
typicalgirl623: maybe you could steal chrissy from bill ;]
niceguy2322: Na, I don't like her, and if I did, I don't like hurting my friends.
niceguy2322: I like somebody else - not her.
typicalgirl623: who??
typicalgirl623: maybe i can hook you two up.
typicalgirl623:
niceguy2322: You. =)
niceguy2322: Sorry if that was a little alkward =/
niceguy2322: You can just tell me to shut up - lol
typicalgirl623: haha its okay.
niceguy2322: =)
niceguy2322: Seems like everybody likes you these days - lol
typicalgirl623: yeah they really do..
typicalgirl623: why in the world am i so loveable..
niceguy2322: There is a lot of reasons
niceguy2322: But I don't wana name em all because my fingers will hurt =/
typicalgirl623: huh?
niceguy2322: haha
typicalgirl623: why would your fingers hurt?
niceguy2322: Because there are alot of reasons.
niceguy2322: XD
typicalgirl623: but what does that have to do with your fingers..?
niceguy2322: Because I would be typeing so much
niceguy2322: =)
typicalgirl623: oh.
typicalgirl623: HAHA i get it now.
typicalgirl623: but wouldn't you be typing as much as usual?
typicalgirl623: i mean it wouldn't make a differnece
typicalgirl623: but if you choose not to okay
niceguy2322: huh?
niceguy2322: Now I am confused
niceguy2322: lol
typicalgirl623: i was just saying, saying all the reasons wouldn't be typing more than usual i would suspect. but if you don't wanna say them its okay
niceguy2322: Would you like me to name em?
typicalgirl623: sure.
niceguy2322: Ok
niceguy2322: Here goes!
niceguy2322: Cute - Funny - Nice - Shmexy you have a good sence of humor and you are very pretty =)
niceguy2322: I am sure that that wasn't the first time you heard that.
typicalgirl623: haha yeah...
niceguy2322: XD
typicalgirl623: wait
typicalgirl623: whats 'shmexy..?'
niceguy2322: Sexy.
niceguy2322: XD
niceguy2322: Sorry if I made you fell alkward....
niceguy2322: =/
typicalgirl623: oh its okay.
niceguy2322: feel*
niceguy2322: Wow.
niceguy2322: That was interesting.
niceguy2322: lol
typicalgirl623: uh huh.
niceguy2322: I understand that you don'y like me, but can we still be friends?
typicalgirl623: uh yeah. duh.
typicalgirl623: i don't just totally forget people.
niceguy2322: hahaha.
typicalgirl623: i'm not that mean..
typicalgirl623: aha
niceguy2322: XD
niceguy2322: Haha - bill did one thing wrong.
typicalgirl623: huh?
niceguy2322: He let go of you =/
niceguy2322: Not very smart.
typicalgirl623: ohhh.
typicalgirl623: well i mean we're friends now. and we've both moved on.
niceguy2322: yeah.
typicalgirl623: so it's all good now.
typicalgirl623: now that we don't hate each other.
typicalgirl623: haa.
niceguy2322: hahaha.
typicalgirl623: yeah that was a great time..
typicalgirl623: sike.
niceguy2322: lmao.
niceguy2322: Did thomas ask you out, too?
typicalgirl623: what?
niceguy2322: Miers.
typicalgirl623: no one asked me out..
niceguy2322: haha
niceguy2322: Will you go out with me?
niceguy2322: longshot =/

 

[MisterMcGee]

D-fvcking-uh

 

[Jblitz59]

sickening to watch. THIS makes me cringe more than any scary movie

 

[omega05]

what the hell did i just read? too much lols and haha's and XD's

 

[Igetit!]

Kabane52,

I'll go easy on you since you're new here.

This "How NOT to talk to a female" thing is elementary dude.

If it were math,it'd be like 1+1=2.

Usually most guys come here to learn something,but if you want to teach,fine. Have at it,but at least give us some kind of revelation or insight.

This thread is INSULTING to the forum.

 

[Kabane52]

LOFL, I just joined to post this cause some guy asked me to. Take it off if you wish.

 

[Accension]

That conversation contained a lot of insight!

I bet that girl is totally inlove with niceguy now.
I can't wait to try this, I'm going to get laid heaps; that guy was so ****y and funny!

 

[Ice882]

Ahh. My Soul. My Soul Is Actually Crying With Disgust.

 

[WhitePimp]

That's probably word for word an IM conversation I would've had 8 years ago. Oh my fvck how perspective changes things...

 

[She_feelin_Me]

Thats the most dumbest, pathetic **** I've ever read!!!

Dude put the pvssie on a pedestal...a high ass pedestal and yet wasnt confident in his approach.

He shouldve came off this way...He wouldve got a quickier yes or no instead of this drained out convo boosting this girl's ego....

Look at this IM conversation that was passed onto me. All names and screenames have been replaced. She said no at the end.

niceguy2322: How are YOU feeling?
typicalgirl623: oh oaky.
typicalgirl623: uhh,, idk>
niceguy2322: uhh, idk....elaborate?
typicalgirl623: bored. tired. lonely.
typicalgirl623: haa.
niceguy2322: bored huh? well so am I, let's go out for some drinks....

Cased closed she either wouldve went along with the plan or shoot niceguy2322 down.

 

[Joe Stud]

Just give the man some advice, he already feels bad for screwing up she. Save the editorializing