"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how much do i owe you?

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a new kick ass opener
ME what s the time?
HER 10 H25
ME how much do i owe you for the info?
HER whaaAAAt?
ME HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
well young lady HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, you haven t seen this commercial on the box there is this ol woman who s asking this young guy if he can take her suitcase off the luggagerack in the train compartment
he does and says ' it ll be a euro '


great commercial and what an inspiration
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by boulepiquante
a new kick ass opener
ME what s the time?
HER 10 H25
ME how much do i owe you for the info?
HER whaaAAAt?
ME HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
well young lady HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, you haven t seen this commercial on the box there is this ol woman who s asking this young guy if he can take her suitcase off the luggagerack in the train compartment
he does and says ' it ll be a euro '


great commercial and what an inspiration
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If I were a chick and someone said something like that to me... I'd get scared and think they were some sort of psycho...

That line sucks...

Be more creative!
 
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"digits please"

yeah but it s a fun line the tyv commercial is funny and i usually get a laugh at least a chuckle

and if she says " i don t watch much tv
me ' you shoul watch the commercials that s the best on the telly
her' i don t have the time '
me ' you just given it to me

you c it s jus a way to get the convo goin

and than at one stage i come up with the killer!!!!
" i m sure you and YOUR BOYFRIEND like watching a bit of telly together
HER i haven t got a boy friend

immediately you push a pen and a piece of paper in front of her eyes and say
'digits please
 
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Re: "digits please"

Originally posted by boulepiquante

and if she says " i don t watch much tv
me ' you shoul watch the commercials that s the best on the telly
her' i don t have the time '
me ' you just given it to me
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Are you sure you are not Carrot Top...?
 
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And you owe me $5 for the lame ass opener.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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yeah. I always wanted to use that (though i didn't know it was from movie).

NEVER use tricks from movies :)


except maybe if you ask her first if she saw that particular movie :)
 
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Originally posted by boulepiquante
a new kick ass opener
ME what s the time?
HER 10 H25
ME how much do i owe you for the info?
HER whaaAAAt?
ME HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
well young lady HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, you haven t seen this commercial on the box there is this ol woman who s asking this young guy if he can take her suitcase off the luggagerack in the train compartment
he does and says ' it ll be a euro '


great commercial and what an inspiration
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Nice try but go back to the drawing board. Worst pickup i have heard in a while :down:
 
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At the moment im working in a new area which seems full of hot girls (Retford near Nottingham). I will just start with a question about the area. Asking about where is a good place to go out at night. From that you can make any convo. I got a girls number after talking to her for 20 mins. I started the convosation with asking her about parking......Its not hard man.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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cheers mate

you live on dh lawrence s territory if i m not mistaken?
THE LADIES SEEM TO BE QUITE HOT DOWN YOR WAY !!!
 
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Sorry you're getting flamed man.. lol.. but maybe you should go try it on chicks! :-D Tell us how it works out! haha
 
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