"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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how much do i owe you?

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a new kick ass opener
ME what s the time?
HER 10 H25
ME how much do i owe you for the info?
HER whaaAAAt?
ME HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
well young lady HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, you haven t seen this commercial on the box there is this ol woman who s asking this young guy if he can take her suitcase off the luggagerack in the train compartment
he does and says ' it ll be a euro '


great commercial and what an inspiration
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by boulepiquante
a new kick ass opener
ME what s the time?
HER 10 H25
ME how much do i owe you for the info?
HER whaaAAAt?
ME HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
well young lady HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, you haven t seen this commercial on the box there is this ol woman who s asking this young guy if he can take her suitcase off the luggagerack in the train compartment
he does and says ' it ll be a euro '


great commercial and what an inspiration
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If I were a chick and someone said something like that to me... I'd get scared and think they were some sort of psycho...

That line sucks...

Be more creative!
 
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"digits please"

yeah but it s a fun line the tyv commercial is funny and i usually get a laugh at least a chuckle

and if she says " i don t watch much tv
me ' you shoul watch the commercials that s the best on the telly
her' i don t have the time '
me ' you just given it to me

you c it s jus a way to get the convo goin

and than at one stage i come up with the killer!!!!
" i m sure you and YOUR BOYFRIEND like watching a bit of telly together
HER i haven t got a boy friend

immediately you push a pen and a piece of paper in front of her eyes and say
'digits please
 
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Re: "digits please"

Originally posted by boulepiquante

and if she says " i don t watch much tv
me ' you shoul watch the commercials that s the best on the telly
her' i don t have the time '
me ' you just given it to me
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Are you sure you are not Carrot Top...?
 
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And you owe me $5 for the lame ass opener.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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yeah. I always wanted to use that (though i didn't know it was from movie).

NEVER use tricks from movies :)


except maybe if you ask her first if she saw that particular movie :)
 
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Originally posted by boulepiquante
a new kick ass opener
ME what s the time?
HER 10 H25
ME how much do i owe you for the info?
HER whaaAAAt?
ME HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
well young lady HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU, you haven t seen this commercial on the box there is this ol woman who s asking this young guy if he can take her suitcase off the luggagerack in the train compartment
he does and says ' it ll be a euro '


great commercial and what an inspiration
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Nice try but go back to the drawing board. Worst pickup i have heard in a while :down:
 
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At the moment im working in a new area which seems full of hot girls (Retford near Nottingham). I will just start with a question about the area. Asking about where is a good place to go out at night. From that you can make any convo. I got a girls number after talking to her for 20 mins. I started the convosation with asking her about parking......Its not hard man.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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cheers mate

you live on dh lawrence s territory if i m not mistaken?
THE LADIES SEEM TO BE QUITE HOT DOWN YOR WAY !!!
 
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Sorry you're getting flamed man.. lol.. but maybe you should go try it on chicks! :-D Tell us how it works out! haha
 
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