"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How Many Women Have You Banged?

How many women have you ƒucked?

  • 0

    Votes: 72 33.5%
  • 1 or 2

    Votes: 35 16.3%
  • 3 to 5

    Votes: 28 13.0%
  • 6 to 10

    Votes: 16 7.4%
  • 11 to 25

    Votes: 28 13.0%
  • 26 to 49

    Votes: 10 4.7%
  • 50 and up

    Votes: 26 12.1%

  • Total voters
    215

That_Guy49

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then why the f*ck you still post on here dumb f*ck.

Just because you're black, doesn't mean you're better than me.

Come down to where I'm at and we'll make you a real "nigga".
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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jakethasnake

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Originally posted by That_Guy49
oh and how many women I've slammed?

5, but I'm young and new and only 17. I've got a lot of vaginas and buttholes to destroy.

Cough*bull*****cough



VERY FEW 15-17 year olds have had one lay, let alone FIVE. Ahahahaha..... too funny. :D Be honest with yourself, for chrissakes. :rolleyes:
 

undesputable

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like 2 years ago i had a friend who was 17 hes 19 now....but by the time he was 17 he had probably ****ed around 10 girls....is surprising at first, but not like "omg thats bull****"...and i know he wasnt telling bull****, cause every party i saw him at he ended up laying some girl
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Vincent

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Check back with me after the first week or so of college ;)
 

TyTe`EyEs

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I've banged 2 girls at 19 years old, but if you want to count head, that's a whole different story. I tend to take head over pu$$y any day of the week. I'm going out tonight, we'll see if I can make it 3.

;)
 
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Originally posted by jakethasnake
Cough*bull*****cough



VERY FEW 15-17 year olds have had one lay, let alone FIVE. Ahahahaha..... too funny. :D Be honest with yourself, for chrissakes. :rolleyes:
yeah, hard to believe. But they were all easy girls and they weren't exactly carmen electras. Ya know, the skanky sluts.

ya need the good pussay!!

as for me, I've banged about 12 girls and in coincidentally I got laid by a chick I kinda know, thursday night and that was nice as always..
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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0 because Im 15. By the end of this year I hope to have atleast gotten a bj or fingered some ho. Then the next year virginity.
 

DJBen

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Oh right... I voted before you said oral sex is included ;\

meh, now I know that, I'm probably near 19-20. 11 of which I've screwed.

How many have been good? thats a different story. I'd say 95 percent of women cant give good head. and 99% cant give even a half decent handjob. Why the hell do they wanna do that anyway? dont they understand we have our own technique and hand? Use the lips ;\
 

Dirtheart

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I've rejected more women than I've "banged", but I'm selective and prefer quality over quantity.
 

BMW

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Do you folks wonder "what if a guy like me keeps score after having sex with my future daughter or sister?" "what if my future daughter is just a number for some guy out there?"
 

SuperFlex

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Im 18.

First was a short time girlfriend when i was 17.

3 since my 18th birthday (in january, first was in september of 2003).

1 of those 3 was a girlfriend.
1 was a friend of a friend who i ****ed twice in the car.
1 was a random girl i picked up at a club while drunk (this one was a 25 year old black girl. not a pretty sight. )
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BMW

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Originally posted by SuperFlex
4

Im 18.

First was a short time girlfriend when i was 17.

3 since my 18th birthday (in january, first was in september of 2003).

1 of those 3 was a girlfriend.
1 was a friend of a friend who i ****ed twice in the car.
1 was a random girl i picked up at a club while drunk (this one was a 25 year old black girl. not a pretty sight. )
get your self checked out at the local clinic kid.
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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I just screwed #29 on Saturday. #28 on Thursday and # 27 wednesday.

I've been single for 2 weeks and I've just been trying to gte back into this whole casual sex thing.

I'm a quality over quantity guy, anyways.

If they're hot, i'll do 'em:D



The Bad Ass Canadian
 

Spike_the_cowboy

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A few thoughts from our good friend, Ted...

[Ted Copple Impersonation]

It is quality and not quantity that matters most. Quality of not only what you banged, but also how you banged it as well. Indeed, how well. As for myself, I lost count.


We will have more on this story a little later in the program. And now a few words from our sponsor...


[/Ted Copple Impersonation]





:D You guys crack me up.:D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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