That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
then why the f*ck you still post on here dumb f*ck.
Just because you're black, doesn't mean you're better than me.
Come down to where I'm at and we'll make you a real "nigga".
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
like 2 years ago i had a friend who was 17 hes 19 now....but by the time he was 17 he had probably ****ed around 10 girls....is surprising at first, but not like "omg thats bull****"...and i know he wasnt telling bull****, cause every party i saw him at he ended up laying some girl
Wish I'd read that before answering... I'm a slut.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I've banged 2 girls at 19 years old, but if you want to count head, that's a whole different story. I tend to take head over pu$$y any day of the week. I'm going out tonight, we'll see if I can make it 3.
Three I've actually ****ed, plus two or three others oral.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Oh right... I voted before you said oral sex is included ;\
meh, now I know that, I'm probably near 19-20. 11 of which I've screwed.
How many have been good? thats a different story. I'd say 95 percent of women cant give good head. and 99% cant give even a half decent handjob. Why the hell do they wanna do that anyway? dont they understand we have our own technique and hand? Use the lips ;\
Do you folks wonder "what if a guy like me keeps score after having sex with my future daughter or sister?" "what if my future daughter is just a number for some guy out there?"
3 since my 18th birthday (in january, first was in september of 2003).
1 of those 3 was a girlfriend.
1 was a friend of a friend who i ****ed twice in the car.
1 was a random girl i picked up at a club while drunk (this one was a 25 year old black girl. not a pretty sight. )
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
3 since my 18th birthday (in january, first was in september of 2003).
1 of those 3 was a girlfriend.
1 was a friend of a friend who i ****ed twice in the car.
1 was a random girl i picked up at a club while drunk (this one was a 25 year old black girl. not a pretty sight. )
It is quality and not quantity that matters most. Quality of not only what you banged, but also how you banged it as well. Indeed, how well. As for myself, I lost count.
We will have more on this story a little later in the program. And now a few words from our sponsor...
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You guys crack me up.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
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