"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How many women have you all seduced?

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Which includes kissing (not just a kiss but actually making out for an extended period of time), sex, dating and whatever else.

Currently I'm somewhere between 90 - 110. I figure there's a prize if you get to 150 that includeds a bronze statue of Leon Phelps, Afro and all and a supply of aftershave.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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wow of course this is gonna be the thread none of the guys hear post on.
 
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Whatever phat said goes double for me. Guys, don't post on this thread, it's just going to get stupid;)

I've seduced like 200 of em. Words of warning

grannies can really do some wicked gumming.
sleeping ones don't have any good plumbing, so make sure you bring your own lube.
The drunk girls are prone to flopping off of you while you horn em

I think I deserve the sleeze prize, just drop it off on my local dumpster, I'll be rooting through there tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll find a new issue of hustler in there if I am lucky
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Whatever phat said goes double for me. Guys, don't post on this thread, it's just going to get stupid;)

I've seduced like 200 of em. Words of warning

grannies can really do some wicked gumming.
sleeping ones don't have any good plumbing, so make sure you bring your own lube.
The drunk girls are prone to flopping off of you while you horn em

I think I deserve the sleeze prize, just drop it off on my local dumpster, I'll be rooting through there tomorrow morning. Maybe I'll find a new issue of hustler in there if I am lucky
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Stay away from my grandma!
 
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I re-read the first post -- and I'm not too sure of the exact number of how many I actually suduced w/out actually trying.

Mimes count...right?
 
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Seduction is the subtle art of leading... in these terms seduction is leading into lust.

Just a form of subtle trickery everybody uses for one reason or another...

If I counted seducton upon the number of women who I could have slept with by asking her to "share my bed tonight" or "give myself to them" My numbers wuold be far higher than simply admitting to the number of times I have allowed my body to control my emotions.

In terms of sex, 13 so far this year(sex), 40+ this year(kiss), 80+ this year(heavy kino). Dating... sexually, in my lifetime, 0... intimately, in my lifetime, 0... as friends in my lifetime, every woman I have ever spoken with.

I am a beautiful man, I hope you can see past the cover.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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