Dhoulmagus
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How many times have yall gotten laid BH!!!!!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
VikingKing
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Whats bh?
Jair213
Master Don Juan
I think its be honestnoobolgy said:
RagingBalls
Senior Don Juan
Lol, i find this question funny. tbh, i can't give an exact figure, it's in the thousands by now. I bang pvssies for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RagingBalls
Senior Don Juan
skinnyguy said:
I sincerely hope i'm wrong in guessing your not able to fvck hb8-9's on a regular basis, so you're quick to assume like every guy that **** that much have low standards. I can't blame you. No offence but i hope You're not one of those guys that have bitter issues regarding men like me who are chickmagnets or eyecandies to women. No worries, i'm used to dealing with guys like that most of the time.
VikingKing
Banned
I've been with 6 different women. I usually had ltr's. Two of them ons. My last two ex's hundreds and hundreds of times. Basically whenever I wanted.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
I probably fvcked my bpd ex close too 500 times.
She came over to my house for about 5 days.
Fvcked her 37 times in that time span, busted nuts
all over her body, in her mouth, in her *****, rubbed
my dic and balls all over her face. Did all types of
nasty sh!!tt to her. Lol
She came over to my house for about 5 days.
Fvcked her 37 times in that time span, busted nuts
all over her body, in her mouth, in her *****, rubbed
my dic and balls all over her face. Did all types of
nasty sh!!tt to her. Lol
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
VikingKing
Banned
Lol. I used to rub my nut sack on my ex's face :crackup: She got used to it.Jair213 said:
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Jajjajaja bpd's adapt to anything hahanoobolgy said:
I use to love squeezing my balls in her mouth haha
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mike32ct
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8 women and about 30 sessions I guess
Tictac
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Sort of a BS question, i.e. no adjusting for age.
N = 100+: From beginning to the age I married (33) maybe 80%. The rest after I got divorced about 5 years ago and continuing.
As for 'how many times?' Pfft, no clue.
N = 100+: From beginning to the age I married (33) maybe 80%. The rest after I got divorced about 5 years ago and continuing.
As for 'how many times?' Pfft, no clue.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.