"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How many times have yall gotten laid BH!!!!!

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Lol, i find this question funny. tbh, i can't give an exact figure, it's in the thousands by now. I bang pvssies for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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RagingBalls said:
Lol, i find this question funny. tbh, i can't give an exact figure, it's in the thousands by now. I bang pvssies for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
:rock:
^ this means nothing. i could have banged thousands of HB 2's by now, but I chose not to. Banging tons of women just means you have incredibly low standards. Quality >>>>>> Quantity.
 

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skinnyguy said:
^ this means nothing. i could have banged thousands of HB 2's by now, but I chose not to. Banging tons of women just means you have incredibly low standards. Quality >>>>>> Quantity.



I sincerely hope i'm wrong in guessing your not able to fvck hb8-9's on a regular basis, so you're quick to assume like every guy that **** that much have low standards. I can't blame you. No offence but i hope You're not one of those guys that have bitter issues regarding men like me who are chickmagnets or eyecandies to women. No worries, i'm used to dealing with guys like that most of the time.
 

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I've been with 6 different women. I usually had ltr's. Two of them ons. My last two ex's hundreds and hundreds of times. Basically whenever I wanted.
 

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How many times? Too many to count. How many partners, 2.
 

Jair213

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I probably fvcked my bpd ex close too 500 times.

She came over to my house for about 5 days.
Fvcked her 37 times in that time span, busted nuts
all over her body, in her mouth, in her *****, rubbed
my dic and balls all over her face. Did all types of
nasty sh!!tt to her. Lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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VikingKing

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Jair213 said:
I probably fvcked my bpd ex close too 500 times.

She came over to my house for about 5 days.
Fvcked her 37 times in that time span, busted nuts
all over her body, in her mouth, in her *****, rubbed
my dic and balls all over her face. Did all types of
nasty sh!!tt to her. Lol
Lol. I used to rub my nut sack on my ex's face :crackup: She got used to it.
 

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Lol. I used to rub my nut sack on my ex's face :crackup: She got used to it.
Jajjajaja bpd's adapt to anything haha
I use to love squeezing my balls in her mouth haha
 

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32 girls, no clue how many nuts I've busted...maybe 1000?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Before this site just 1 girl lol but i dont know how many times
After 1 month reading all the stuff here, been with 2 girls.
 

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Sort of a BS question, i.e. no adjusting for age.

N = 100+: From beginning to the age I married (33) maybe 80%. The rest after I got divorced about 5 years ago and continuing.

As for 'how many times?' Pfft, no clue.
 

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30 women in 30 years. But quantity means nothing; better to have a couple or three really fun, fulfilling relationships in your life than a hundred meaningless ones.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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