"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How many satellites you guys think the average woman has?

LondonTowers

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Let's get astronomical on this sh1t..

Sun = DJ - There is only one and it blazes bright
Planets = Plates - Should always be around 10
Moons = Ex BF's - Some planets have many, some have none.. Some can change the tides, some just glow dimly when the Sun is away
Satellites = Orbiters - Hover around the whims of a planets gravitational field and used for communication networks
Comets = Omegas - Flying around in there own little orbit, curiously pop up before disappearing again
Asteroids = Random Alpha - Comes out of nowhere to tear a deep hole into a planet
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheMonkeyKing

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LondonTowers said:
Let's get astronomical on this sh1t..

Sun = DJ - There is only one and it blazes bright
Planets = Plates - Should always be around 10
Moons = Ex BF's - Some planets have many, some have none.. Some can change the tides, some just glow dimly when the Sun is away
Satellites = Orbiters - Hover around the whims of a planets gravitational field and used for communication networks
Comets = Omegas - Flying around in there own little orbit, curiously pop up before disappearing again
Asteroids = Random Alpha - Comes out of nowhere to tear a deep hole into a planet
That's some poetic sh!t right there.
 

Eternal_water

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AttackFormation said:
What's keeping them this way? shouldn't they wake up... holy sh!t. To be above teenage and do that stuff.
What do you even mean by that?

They should suddenly go from not being able to get to being able?
 

AttackFormation

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Eternal_water said:
What do you even mean by that?

They should suddenly go from not being able to get to being able?
They should have a goal in mind like "I want to lay this girl" and when it doesn't work they analyse their methods and then analyse the methods of guys who do get laid.
 
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