How many satellites you guys think the average woman has?

[LondonTowers]

Let's get astronomical on this sh1t..

Sun = DJ - There is only one and it blazes bright
Planets = Plates - Should always be around 10
Moons = Ex BF's - Some planets have many, some have none.. Some can change the tides, some just glow dimly when the Sun is away
Satellites = Orbiters - Hover around the whims of a planets gravitational field and used for communication networks
Comets = Omegas - Flying around in there own little orbit, curiously pop up before disappearing again
Asteroids = Random Alpha - Comes out of nowhere to tear a deep hole into a planet

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Let's get astronomical on this sh1t..

Sun = DJ - There is only one and it blazes bright
Planets = Plates - Should always be around 10
Moons = Ex BF's - Some planets have many, some have none.. Some can change the tides, some just glow dimly when the Sun is away
Satellites = Orbiters - Hover around the whims of a planets gravitational field and used for communication networks
Comets = Omegas - Flying around in there own little orbit, curiously pop up before disappearing again
Asteroids = Random Alpha - Comes out of nowhere to tear a deep hole into a planet

That's some poetic sh!t right there.

 

[Eternal_water]

What's keeping them this way? shouldn't they wake up... holy sh!t. To be above teenage and do that stuff.

What do you even mean by that?

They should suddenly go from not being able to get to being able?

 

[AttackFormation]

What do you even mean by that?

They should suddenly go from not being able to get to being able?

They should have a goal in mind like "I want to lay this girl" and when it doesn't work they analyse their methods and then analyse the methods of guys who do get laid.