"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How Many Of You DJ's Use Condoms With A Plate?

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Do you just say **** to try and convince YOURSELF that you're better than you really are? I'm almost convinced you're a basement dwelling neckbeard. You can't go 5 minutes without stroking your ego because no one else will do it.
Lmao! Dude I just about spit my post workout drink out of my nose.........
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've never met anyone who got pregnant from pre-c*m. I hear its highly unlikely it will happen.

You have to be careful with those thin condoms. Every single one that I have used has broke. The Trojan original in the blue box are my go to.
Yea the thin condoms will break if she is dry.
 

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Actually I don't use condoms, except those couple of times when my girlfriend got sick and vomited up the birth control pill shortly after taking it. With all the women before that I asked if they were on the pill (almost all are). It was a risk with the STDs though, but I never got any. I'd use condoms if I ever became available on the market again though, pretty dumb not to.

I know, I know. They could lie about the pill. I just have a way of knowing if a woman is crazy and not stick my dick in her. If I had the slightest doubt I wouldn't do it or pull out with the speed of light if I'm already in, even if I was horny as fuck.
 

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I fvck raw very rarely and it's only for a very short period of time at the BEGINNING (to help with getting hard) before I slip the condom on. I don't recommend you guys fvcking RAW....why?

- Well, over 60 million WOMEN in the US have some sort of STD: http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/10/06/cdc-110-million-americans-have-stds-at-any-given-time/

- And if you like fvcking Black women like I do, well, at least 50% of black women in the US have some type of STD one way or another: https://newsone.com/491102/report-that-half-of-all-black-women-have-herpes-was-inaccurate/

So unless you want your dyck to be "smokinnnnnn" like THE MASK would say, I think you should put that condom on gentlemen :rofl:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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In my experience women, even strangers don't ask you to wear a condom. They let you slip right in raw.

I don't wear condoms. Can't stay hard with em. Feel like Im better off fapping.

I had one pregnancy scare. I am a leaker. Meaning after ejaculation I still have some residual semen being released. To avoid this stick some time in between rounds of sex as well as cleaning up. Peeing will clear everything aways as well. Its a dirty game but humans do all kinds of dumb shít for cheap thrills.
 

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In my experience women, even strangers don't ask you to wear a condom. They let you slip right in raw.

I don't wear condoms. Can't stay hard with em. Feel like Im better off fapping.

I had one pregnancy scare. I am a leaker. Meaning after ejaculation I still have some residual semen being released. To avoid this stick some time in between rounds of sex as well as cleaning up. Peeing will clear everything aways as well. Its a dirty game but humans do all kinds of dumb shít for cheap thrills.
Agreed. I can't keep it up with a condom and I don't feel anything with them.

I've never cvm inside a girl when going raw.
 

Masculinity

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Simple question?

Also how do you go from not using protection with a plate, to then months down the line wanting to wrap up?

How can you do that, without the plate making an issue of it, or her deciding she doesn't want to fuk any longer..

One of my plates, she likes to go out to bars etc sometimes, she is always horny, very high sex drive.. and I don't really trust her much either..

So how do you make the transition from no protection to using protection.
Absolutely a must to wrap your wiener. Like I've said before in other posts, it takes minutes to create a child, but it takes 18 YEARS and about $300,000 (not counting the cost of college) to raise one, not tomention loss of custody and a life of visitation rights to see your child.

Stand up for your right not to impregnate a woman. Just say "I'd like to use condoms to prevent pregnancies." If she rejects your approach, you've dodged a bullet.
 

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My problem is when we've already used the condoms I brought, and she still wants to go again... I'm not driving to the store to get more, I'm goin up in that

But on another note condoms are expensive, they really need to change that. They should be a dollar a condom foreal. More people would strap up if they didn't have to spend like 6 bucks just to get 3
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My problem is when we've already used the condoms I brought, and she still wants to go again... I'm not driving to the store to get more, I'm goin up in that

But on another note condoms are expensive, they really need to change that. They should be a dollar a condom foreal. More people would strap up if they didn't have to spend like 6 bucks just to get 3
Expensive?!?! A pack of 36 Mangums costs $18. That's 50 cents per condom. Compare that to the $300,000 it costs to raise a child.

http://www.trojanbrands.com/en/cond...anpage_1_trojancontent_2_Tooltips_Container_3
 

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What about when your are fukin her in the ass?

Do you wrap up, or smash that ass raw!
 

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I try to, but it doesn't always happen. I wrapped it with my last GF for the first couple weeks, then started to raw dog cause I can't stay hard after a few times with the same girl wearing a hat. Year and half later I had warts. Its a long story, but I now know she knew the whole time she had it, but set me up from the beginning that if and they pop up, she can play opossum. Then to top it if, had two abortions in that time, which I also found out she set me up.

I'm basically screwed for life both mentally and physically. I have little to no interest in having sex for a long time. Wrap it up yall, some of these sti's don't show symptoms for years. You might think you're fine, then BOOM! I got her on the 5 year implant, so Im sure she is still talking it raw infecting men on purpose.

What about when your are fukin her in the ass?

Do you wrap up, or smash that ass raw!
You can catch an STD from either hole. Taking that risk is all you man.
 
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