"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How many of you are tired of Noob polls/post asking how much/many/often etc...

Are you tired of all these comparison polls?

  • No not at all. I'm a noob and I hope to find affirmations that I'm not the only one fvcked up!

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • Hell yes I'm tired of it. They should stop worrying and actually talk to a woman for once!

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • What's a 'noob'?

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • I ignore all polls. Wait! What the fvck am I doing here then???!!!

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • I've been here since forever but I really don't mind all the n00bs because they're fun for me to poo

    Votes: 3 11.5%

  • Total voters
    26

Francisco d'Anconia

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I'm really getting tired of this shiznit. These polls/post asking things like:
- How often do you masturbate
- How many women have you slept with
- How long does it take you to get a girlfriend
- How long should I put up with her attitude
- How long should I trade emails with her
- How long before I die a old and lonely man that never had the seeds to approach a 250lb, pirate patch wearing, peg leg with a kick stand on it, tits drooping below her knees, balding, hairy mustache wearing b1tch because I'm afraid of getting rejected again AFC!!!

Anyone else feel this way or am I just over reacting?:confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think it's improtant to evaluate your game against other players and improve if neccessary.... unless it's like how often you watch porn or jerk off or whatever
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Don_Marko
I think it's improtant to evaluate your game against other players and improve if neccessary.... unless it's like how often you watch porn or jerk off or whatever
I can see how someone can think that but how would you ever know that you are good enough? You'll always find someone that's better than you, especially if you are looking for it! It's like comparing apples to oranges, no two DJs are alike. How about comparing your success against your own past success. Compare apples to apples, doesn't that make sense?

Alright, I do think I'm over reacting! :D
 

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Are you sure this isn't a noob poll within itself haha:D jk bro man.

I agree with the apples/apples comparison because we ultimately all have different levels of success.

My HB8 maybe your HB6. And, your HB10 maybe my HB7. For some guys, a number close is all they need to give them confidence in life. For others, they have to have the ONS or all everything else is a failure.

Leaving this site for awhile and then comming back, I've started to notice there are few humble people on here. Everyone makes claim as being the DJ with the most to prove. Many times I read flame wars saying "I bet your HBs are nothing compared to mine...I screw model women...my penis is 12 inches long when folded in half" blah blah blah...so what.

I'm more satisfied if any of my past experiences and current advice can help another DJ out with his problems. Everybody on this site posts like he's got it all figured out.

Sure a guy can bang a lot of chicks, but, whatever happened to quality. And hell, quality equates to success too...because who can actually rate quality?

In the end, we as DJs, need put our huge man balls down for a second and toast the success of the people around us. I'd rather read great advice or something tangible on this site than some DJ bragging about how he bangs women left and right.

Yea yea..flame on...I'm sure there's somebody who will post and think i'm some keyboard jockey internet nerd who doesnt know poontang from Tang the astronauts drink..hahaha..that'll just make my point.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Are you sure this isn't a noob poll within itself haha:D jk bro man....
Yea yea..flame on...I'm sure there's somebody who will post and think i'm some keyboard jockey internet nerd who doesnt know poontang from Tang the astronauts drink..hahaha..that'll just make my point.
You don't know how close you were go getting a severe third degree burn ;) . But you're right that things have changed a lot on Sosuave. I'm hoping that some of the "old timers" can pull in the reigns a bit and the noobs will just sit back an listen for a bit before jumping into the fire.
 

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The first two, I can relate with. The others mods and I have been closing or deleting those types of posts now. The last few are reasonable questions. The last one is just freaking hilarious.
 

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Bumping just for sh1tz n' giggles... :D
 

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I'm just gonna start closing the polls like that from now on. I'll let this one run for a little longer.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Why isn't there an option for, "I've been here since forever but I really don't mind all the n00bs because they're fun for me to poop on?"
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Why isn't there an option for, "I've been here since forever but I really don't mind all the n00bs because they're fun for me to poop on?"
There is one...It's called "I'm a moderator." All the crap we get away with...
 

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Originally posted by eternal
There is one...It's called "I'm a moderator." All the crap we get away with...
Well, that got me thinking... so now there IS an option for that.

INFINITE MODERATOR POWERS!
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Well, that got me thinking... so now there IS an option for that.

INFINITE MODERATOR POWERS!
Well, the option was lacking a little, so I spiced up the results.
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
How long before I die a old and lonely man that never had the seeds to approach a 250lb, pirate patch wearing, peg leg with a kick stand on it, tits drooping below her knees, balding, hairy mustache wearing b1tch because I'm afraid of getting rejected again AFC!!!
:confused: Wait...that blind date I had on Friday...250lbs, blind in one eye, balding, hairy mustache.....Oh GOD!:confused:

ARE YOU GUYS TELLING ME THAT WAS A GIRL??????ACCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! :eek:

I thought it was just a REEEEEEAAAAALLY ugly guy!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Re: Re: How many of you are tired of Noob polls/post asking how much/many/often etc...

Originally posted by WaterTiger
:confused: Wait...that blind date I had on Friday...250lbs, blind in one eye, balding, hairy mustache.....Oh GOD!:confused:

ARE YOU GUYS TELLING ME THAT WAS A GIRL??????ACCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! :eek:

I thought it was just a REEEEEEAAAAALLY ugly guy!
Where do you get off calling me UGLY!?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by eternal
Well, the option was lacking a little, so I spiced up the results.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!! I SEE THOSE CHADS HANGING THERE, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MODERATOR CORRUPTION IN THE MACHINE!!!! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!! THIS BOARD IS PROBABLY RUN BY AFCS! IT'S PROBABLY RUN BY BILL GATES HIMSELF, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!! HEY! LEGGO MY ARM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE THE HANDCUFFS FOR? HEY MAN YOU DON'T HALF TO HIT ME, I WAS JUST UTILIZING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS! HEY! OW!!! REMEMBER RODNEY KING!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!! I SEE THOSE CHADS HANGING THERE, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MODERATOR CORRUPTION IN THE MACHINE!!!! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!! THIS BOARD IS PROBABLY RUN BY AFCS! IT'S PROBABLY RUN BY BILL GATES HIMSELF, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!! HEY! LEGGO MY ARM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE THE HANDCUFFS FOR? HEY MAN YOU DON'T HALF TO HIT ME, I WAS JUST UTILIZING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS! HEY! OW!!! REMEMBER RODNEY KING!!!!!
*Drops nightstick* Once again, moderators are NOT AFC's...

*Gives girl on street box of chocolates, flowers, and ring.*
 
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