How many of you are tired of Noob polls/post asking how much/many/often etc...

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I'm really getting tired of this shiznit. These polls/post asking things like:
- How often do you masturbate
- How many women have you slept with
- How long does it take you to get a girlfriend
- How long should I put up with her attitude
- How long should I trade emails with her
- How long before I die a old and lonely man that never had the seeds to approach a 250lb, pirate patch wearing, peg leg with a kick stand on it, tits drooping below her knees, balding, hairy mustache wearing b1tch because I'm afraid of getting rejected again AFC!!!

Anyone else feel this way or am I just over reacting?

 

[rgeere]

No crap....

 

[Don_Marko]

I think it's improtant to evaluate your game against other players and improve if neccessary.... unless it's like how often you watch porn or jerk off or whatever

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Don_Marko
I think it's improtant to evaluate your game against other players and improve if neccessary.... unless it's like how often you watch porn or jerk off or whatever

I can see how someone can think that but how would you ever know that you are good enough? You'll always find someone that's better than you, especially if you are looking for it! It's like comparing apples to oranges, no two DJs are alike. How about comparing your success against your own past success. Compare apples to apples, doesn't that make sense?

Alright, I do think I'm over reacting!

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

Are you sure this isn't a noob poll within itself haha jk bro man.

I agree with the apples/apples comparison because we ultimately all have different levels of success.

My HB8 maybe your HB6. And, your HB10 maybe my HB7. For some guys, a number close is all they need to give them confidence in life. For others, they have to have the ONS or all everything else is a failure.

Leaving this site for awhile and then comming back, I've started to notice there are few humble people on here. Everyone makes claim as being the DJ with the most to prove. Many times I read flame wars saying "I bet your HBs are nothing compared to mine...I screw model women...my penis is 12 inches long when folded in half" blah blah blah...so what.

I'm more satisfied if any of my past experiences and current advice can help another DJ out with his problems. Everybody on this site posts like he's got it all figured out.

Sure a guy can bang a lot of chicks, but, whatever happened to quality. And hell, quality equates to success too...because who can actually rate quality?

In the end, we as DJs, need put our huge man balls down for a second and toast the success of the people around us. I'd rather read great advice or something tangible on this site than some DJ bragging about how he bangs women left and right.

Yea yea..flame on...I'm sure there's somebody who will post and think i'm some keyboard jockey internet nerd who doesnt know poontang from Tang the astronauts drink..hahaha..that'll just make my point.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
Are you sure this isn't a noob poll within itself haha jk bro man....
Yea yea..flame on...I'm sure there's somebody who will post and think i'm some keyboard jockey internet nerd who doesnt know poontang from Tang the astronauts drink..hahaha..that'll just make my point.

You don't know how close you were go getting a severe third degree burn . But you're right that things have changed a lot on Sosuave. I'm hoping that some of the "old timers" can pull in the reigns a bit and the noobs will just sit back an listen for a bit before jumping into the fire.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

BUMP

 

[Eternal]

The first two, I can relate with. The others mods and I have been closing or deleting those types of posts now. The last few are reasonable questions. The last one is just freaking hilarious.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Bumping just for sh1tz n' giggles...

 

[Eternal]

I'm just gonna start closing the polls like that from now on. I'll let this one run for a little longer.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Why isn't there an option for, "I've been here since forever but I really don't mind all the n00bs because they're fun for me to poop on?"

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Why isn't there an option for, "I've been here since forever but I really don't mind all the n00bs because they're fun for me to poop on?"

There is one...It's called "I'm a moderator." All the crap we get away with...

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by eternal
There is one...It's called "I'm a moderator." All the crap we get away with...

Well, that got me thinking... so now there IS an option for that.

INFINITE MODERATOR POWERS!

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Well, that got me thinking... so now there IS an option for that.

INFINITE MODERATOR POWERS!

Well, the option was lacking a little, so I spiced up the results.

 

[WaterTiger]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
How long before I die a old and lonely man that never had the seeds to approach a 250lb, pirate patch wearing, peg leg with a kick stand on it, tits drooping below her knees, balding, hairy mustache wearing b1tch because I'm afraid of getting rejected again AFC!!!

Wait...that blind date I had on Friday...250lbs, blind in one eye, balding, hairy mustache.....Oh GOD!

ARE YOU GUYS TELLING ME THAT WAS A GIRL??????ACCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

I thought it was just a REEEEEEAAAAALLY ugly guy!

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Re: Re: How many of you are tired of Noob polls/post asking how much/many/often etc...

Originally posted by WaterTiger
Wait...that blind date I had on Friday...250lbs, blind in one eye, balding, hairy mustache.....Oh GOD!

ARE YOU GUYS TELLING ME THAT WAS A GIRL??????ACCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

I thought it was just a REEEEEEAAAAALLY ugly guy!

Where do you get off calling me UGLY!?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by eternal
Well, the option was lacking a little, so I spiced up the results.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!! I SEE THOSE CHADS HANGING THERE, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MODERATOR CORRUPTION IN THE MACHINE!!!! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!! THIS BOARD IS PROBABLY RUN BY AFCS! IT'S PROBABLY RUN BY BILL GATES HIMSELF, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!! HEY! LEGGO MY ARM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE THE HANDCUFFS FOR? HEY MAN YOU DON'T HALF TO HIT ME, I WAS JUST UTILIZING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS! HEY! OW!!! REMEMBER RODNEY KING!!!!!

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!! I SEE THOSE CHADS HANGING THERE, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MODERATOR CORRUPTION IN THE MACHINE!!!! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!! THIS BOARD IS PROBABLY RUN BY AFCS! IT'S PROBABLY RUN BY BILL GATES HIMSELF, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!! HEY! LEGGO MY ARM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE THE HANDCUFFS FOR? HEY MAN YOU DON'T HALF TO HIT ME, I WAS JUST UTILIZING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS! HEY! OW!!! REMEMBER RODNEY KING!!!!!

*Drops nightstick* Once again, moderators are NOT AFC's...

*Gives girl on street box of chocolates, flowers, and ring.*