"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How many girls have you slept without using a condom?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cablecow15

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Ive only done it twice with out a condom , both the girls hat lost their virginity right before they met me ,those girls i felt like I could trust , but that was the past and im not doing that anymore

think of it this way , if you are only going to **** maybe 7 b!tches in your life fine who cares , not a big deal , but if you wanna get a lot of girls , and do it quick , wrap it up , because your chances of catching something are only going to grow
 

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HPV laughs at your fancy condoms. So, you are going to get something if you bang a lot of non-virginal broads. If you are forced to live in America I would suggest to get married really young and stay married.

And no, you are not going to get AIDS via straight sex if you are a guy. Just doesn't happen.
 

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1, LTR. She was head over heels for me though and she got the shot. Still never came inside her though.
 

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Ok, first everybody has HPV. Herpes is also common as ****. But everyone who claims that you can't get HIV from a woman is, at best, uneducated. Intuition? lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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CrashOverRide

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djokovic77 said:
Don't know if its been said here, but you can't really get hiv from a girl. As Tim Price (AP by BEE) puts it 'its like .0001 percent of a percent.'

I've seen this mentioned a couple of times in this thread. I have to admit its the first time I heard this. Mainstream media and my sex ed classes in high school never made any distinction among gender in transmission.

I don't think Magic Johnson was gay either....
 
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