"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How many girls have you kissed in an outing?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
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dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
bwahaha.
biker_gixxer
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Exactly...Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
there're all drunk? wheres tha challeng in that?
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Is it about having a challenge or getting what you want?Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
there're all drunk? wheres tha challeng in that?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Dimebag_Darrell
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I don't believe thatOriginally posted by dannowillbookem
psh one time at the movies i ended up kissing five SOBER girls.
bwahaha.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
i could care less if u believe it or not, it happened.Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
I don't believe that
i made out with two of them and kissed (with a little tongue) the other three
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
psh i dont go to the movies with chicks unless we're steady.
Lol exactly.Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Is it about having a challenge or getting what you want?
Sober? I have only kissed two in an outing. They were two girls I was dating at the time.
I couldn't care less if they were a challenge or not. I want sex. If I get sex, I'm a happy kid. Its that easy.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.