"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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grayclif

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I'm really curious as how many of you support Trump (or not) in the current primaries. If American, are you crossing party lines to support him. Also, any persons of color here in support of him.

I'm in support if him. Most black folks in my country think he is the anti Christ or worse. I'm thinking it's because he's campaigning to shut the door to America and if your a foreigner it makes that much more difficult to get to. I see nothing wrong with protecting ones borders.

To the left he is being made out to be evil. His opponents on the right think he is liberal and can't believe they are being beat at their own game. Am I missing something here or is this simply American politics.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is this the appropriate place to start this? Surely the two cardinal rules are no talk about religion and no talk about politics. I foresee a poo slinging contest developing.
 

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Judging from my facebook friends, the people who are supporting him on facebook are not exactly the cognitive elite. And it's the opposite with Bernie Sanders - he's the pick among my attorney friends and the kids I grew up with that I know are intelligent.

If anyone knows of any morons supporting Sanders, or any smart people supporting Trump, that would be interesting to hear about, because I haven't seen it yet.
 

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Dear Bible Belt,
I wish I had your faith in the rationality and practicality of the "cognitive elite"...Sadly Intellect is not wisdom....The greatest excesses of the twentieth century were not philosophically based on the mutterings of the Village idiots but from the thoughtfully packaged ideas of Intellectuals...Having worked for most of my life in Academic Institutions I would prefer to be led by people whose wisdom came from practical experience rather than from the pages of text books.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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