"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How many chics have you "been with"?

Target_100

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Not including ora| etc. Just the real deal.

Oh, and exclude any really ugly ones and pr0stitutes.

I'm sure there's an older post for this, but with the power of DJ I fell its time for a freshup.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Re: Re: How many chics have you "been with"?

Originally posted by Maxtro
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Ah crap so I'm still a virgin.
Now THAT was some funny shnizzit... :D

By the way, are there any more man wh0res out there like me that thinks that keeping track takes too much effort?

Just wondering....
 

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Now that was some funny shiat Maxtro said, but lets have some serious responses too!
 

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8.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I couldn't answer honestly and be correct... I sat down a few months ago and tried to make a list... an hour after I finished, I remembered more... and am still remembering more... in addition to adding to it from the time that the original was created...
 
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