Tortendieb
Senior Don Juan
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Bloody hell, now I have a huge boner.
Just in case you wanted to know.
Just in case you wanted to know.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How I've had a few 4somes and 15+ 3somes
- Thread starter Don Juan the Fantastic
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Dude, you've been a part of this site for 9 years. You don't have to validate yourself to anyone.Don Juan the Fantastic said:I have plenty of proof for you, but I don't know how to post it without straight up posting pics of me. I have a ton of pics from the playboy mansion for example, but if I just blur me out, that doesn't really help anybody. I have a pic of the 3 naked girls in my bed from the other weekend, and I could take another pic where you can see it's the same room with a SoSuave sign or something, if I can get around to it
I believe you. Other people believe you. Don't waste your time explaining yourself to morons.
Keep doing your thing. It's admirable.
corrector said:This site is full have haves, have-nots, wanna-be's and trolls who make up fictitious stories and everybody believes it. Can't believe people buy this trolls story, lol!!!! Yes, it's that bad.
Seriously, why not just write a book, go to a publisher and try to make money? This would make a great "teen" movie.
+100 Dr. Phil??? hahaha.
Not for nothing, and Im all about helping your fellow DJs out, but I cant shake the thought that this is a brag thread as well. One that may not be steeped in much reality.
Then again its the internet, I dunno what to believe anymore lolz
Then again its the internet, I dunno what to believe anymore lolz
Nice. will try this next time.Don Juan the Fantastic said:Say you're laying in bed with 2 girls or something, maybe it's a friendly sleepover or whatever - (man this is gonna sound creepy) - you make sure it's as pitch black as you can get it, so neither girl sees what's going on. Then you individually start rubbing on each of the girls, but in such a way so that it's not obvious to either girl that you're doing the same thing to the other one. If you're lucky and can manage to get both of them turned on enough, their inhibitions kinda fly out and it's game on. Again, it's all about judging who's into it already, and who needs extra attention to become into it. And the lights off really are fun during it, cause I've found several times that girls will take advantage of the darkness and secretly finger their friend (but say it's me doing it) while things are going on.. classy!
I've only had 1 threesome and I was drunk on campus walking home from a bar with these 2 girls I met. We get back to my dorm room.. and i'm like "are u girls gonna get naked or what?". they're like "you first, you first". So I gear down... then off come their tops and down come their panties. Start making out with both. I lay them both on my bed, start fingering them at the same time. Then start nailing the older one while banging the younger one.
things turned out better than expected.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
"finger" bang :yes:San Jose California said:so you have two cocks?