"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How guys select the girl they want to

Evangenlion

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How guys select the girl they want to marry

> A man is dating three women and wants to decide
> which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He
> gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
> see what they do with the money.
>
>
> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy
> beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new
> make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up
> very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
> done this to be more attractive for him because she
> loves him so
> much. The man is impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
> gets him a New set of STRONG golf clubs, the new
> gizmos for his computer, and some Expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
> Has spent all the money on him because she loves him
> so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She
> earns Several times the $5,000. She gives him back
> his $5000 and reinvests the Remainder in a joint
> account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> their Future because she loves him so much.
> Obviously, the man was
> impressed.
>


Can you guess the woman the man married?



> The man thought for a long time about what each
> woman had Done with the money.
> ....................
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> ....................
> ....................
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> .......
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> Then he married the one with the largest breasts.
>

Haha, yeah. But really which one would u choose?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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nishbuk

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3rd one. She'd probably be the hardest to handle, but for an ELTR, you don't want a doormat, or a ditz. That's just asking for trouble.
 

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Well the third one is clearly going to end up making a bunch more money.. If they all had the same personality, based on just that information the third would be best in the long run because she uses the money wisely.
 

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actually, both of u are wrong. the joke was made by a woman. the joke was ment for women.

the joke is giving a women's view of what they concider the 3 basic marriage type women men would go for.

but the truth is....non of the 3 girls are the right choice!!

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY?
 

The Nice Guy is Gone

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Now, I'm not sure why none of the three are the right choice, but out of those three, I would have to choose the third one, simply because for an ELTR, she is the one who seems to have the most smarts when it comes to saving--which would come in handy if they ever had children. I understand this is a joke, but this is a serious response--and yes, I'm a newbie, and an AFC.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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