"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How guys select the girl they want to

Evangenlion

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How guys select the girl they want to marry

> A man is dating three women and wants to decide
> which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He
> gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
> see what they do with the money.
>
>
> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy
> beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new
> make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up
> very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
> done this to be more attractive for him because she
> loves him so
> much. The man is impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
> gets him a New set of STRONG golf clubs, the new
> gizmos for his computer, and some Expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
> Has spent all the money on him because she loves him
> so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She
> earns Several times the $5,000. She gives him back
> his $5000 and reinvests the Remainder in a joint
> account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> their Future because she loves him so much.
> Obviously, the man was
> impressed.
>


Can you guess the woman the man married?



> The man thought for a long time about what each
> woman had Done with the money.
> ....................
> ....................
> ...........
> ....................
> ....................
> ....................
> ....................
> .......
> ....................
> ....................
> ....................
> Then he married the one with the largest breasts.
>

Haha, yeah. But really which one would u choose?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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3rd one. She'd probably be the hardest to handle, but for an ELTR, you don't want a doormat, or a ditz. That's just asking for trouble.
 

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Well the third one is clearly going to end up making a bunch more money.. If they all had the same personality, based on just that information the third would be best in the long run because she uses the money wisely.
 

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actually, both of u are wrong. the joke was made by a woman. the joke was ment for women.

the joke is giving a women's view of what they concider the 3 basic marriage type women men would go for.

but the truth is....non of the 3 girls are the right choice!!

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY?
 

The Nice Guy is Gone

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Now, I'm not sure why none of the three are the right choice, but out of those three, I would have to choose the third one, simply because for an ELTR, she is the one who seems to have the most smarts when it comes to saving--which would come in handy if they ever had children. I understand this is a joke, but this is a serious response--and yes, I'm a newbie, and an AFC.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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