"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How guys select the girl they want to

Evangenlion

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How guys select the girl they want to marry

> A man is dating three women and wants to decide
> which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He
> gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
> see what they do with the money.
>
>
> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy
> beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new
> make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up
> very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
> done this to be more attractive for him because she
> loves him so
> much. The man is impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
> gets him a New set of STRONG golf clubs, the new
> gizmos for his computer, and some Expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
> Has spent all the money on him because she loves him
> so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She
> earns Several times the $5,000. She gives him back
> his $5000 and reinvests the Remainder in a joint
> account. She tells him that she wants to save for
> their Future because she loves him so much.
> Obviously, the man was
> impressed.
>


Can you guess the woman the man married?



> The man thought for a long time about what each
> woman had Done with the money.
> ....................
> ....................
> ...........
> ....................
> ....................
> ....................
> ....................
> .......
> ....................
> ....................
> ....................
> Then he married the one with the largest breasts.
>

Haha, yeah. But really which one would u choose?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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nishbuk

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3rd one. She'd probably be the hardest to handle, but for an ELTR, you don't want a doormat, or a ditz. That's just asking for trouble.
 

arutha

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Well the third one is clearly going to end up making a bunch more money.. If they all had the same personality, based on just that information the third would be best in the long run because she uses the money wisely.
 

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actually, both of u are wrong. the joke was made by a woman. the joke was ment for women.

the joke is giving a women's view of what they concider the 3 basic marriage type women men would go for.

but the truth is....non of the 3 girls are the right choice!!

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY?
 

The Nice Guy is Gone

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Now, I'm not sure why none of the three are the right choice, but out of those three, I would have to choose the third one, simply because for an ELTR, she is the one who seems to have the most smarts when it comes to saving--which would come in handy if they ever had children. I understand this is a joke, but this is a serious response--and yes, I'm a newbie, and an AFC.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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