"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do you think obama has done so far?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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he is following others from the elite bankers, just like every other president before him.
 

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Obama and every other president aren't leaders or decision makers. They're just spokespersons that receive their instructions and speeches on little cards telling them what to say and do.
 

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I'm liking the replies so far. Thanks for your posts! : D I can't disagree, altough what do you mean about the card thing dutchman?

Fatal Jay, I just noticed you said "every", what about JFK, does he not deserve an exception, was he not different?
 
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That clown is nothing more than a Cook County elitist prick who can't find his a$$ with both hands, a searchlight and GPS.

He's done nothing since taking office except for fvcking this country up even more than it already was.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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C + / B -

Not GREAT. not a socialist leper GOP paints him to be. Too much of a *****. Blew a **** load of political capital on bull ****.
 

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* pushed for women in combat roles
* faggots in scouts
* endorsed same sex marriage
* wants to see football less violent
* administered more incentives and loans for single mothers
* appointed a manjaw to lead the secret service
* pushed for loans to people with bad credit

For smashing the evil patriarchy he gets a B+. Would be an A but one can never smash the patriarchy enough.
 

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As acting Consigliere of the current crime family, I say he's done pretty good.

graphic

He's increased the reach of the "family" and further solidified their power.
 

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Groovy said:
I'm liking the replies so far. Thanks for your posts! : D I can't disagree, altough what do you mean about the card thing dutchman?

Fatal Jay, I just noticed you said "every", what about JFK, does he not deserve an exception, was he not different?

JFK sold out, up until his last year of life, so like I said every president.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
JFK sold out, up until his last year of life, so like I said every president.

True, Kennedy disobeyed the instructions on his weekly index cards. He paid the ultimate price (RIP) and a brutal message was sent to all subsequent presidents.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Oh you mean the president of the U.S? I thought you were talking about the gymnast. Either way I'd never seen so many backflips since zip-tying a camera to Michael Phelp's diving board.

He's just taking orders from Israel as per the bible as it dictates separation of church and state. derp derp.
 

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Justin Time said:
He's just taking orders from Israel as per the bible
This is about the only thing he's done right.
 

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In history's eyes he will largely be seen as a success, and the current congress with look like blockading fools. That's the reality of the matter. Personally, Im happy with some things hes done, and unhappy with others. *kanye shrug*
 

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eli777 registered on here and the first post is about Obama......

getting ready for the election? lol
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Jaylan said:
In history's eyes he will largely be seen as a success, and the current congress with look like blockading fools. That's the reality of the matter. Personally, Im happy with some things hes done, and unhappy with others. *kanye shrug*
Explain.

What's funny to me is that here you have Gaylan and Obama, two very similar ideals. And Gaylan announces that Obama's sh*t is a success. Why do you liberals consider your opinions correct, with no second thought? I mean you just called the Congress "blockading fools". Why is your way right and everybody else's wrong?

Again, explain this liberal of correctness no matter what kanye if you please.

You guys remember that dude Jariel? I think Gaylan might be his reincarnated mongrel interweb son.
 

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Obama is a huge disappointment. People did not get the president they voted for.
 

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Um Israel is the only thing thats keeping the whole world from a$$ rapeing America into the dirt. If america ever go against them they are royally screwed.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
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Um Israel is the only thing thats keeping the whole world from a$$ rapeing America into the dirt. If america ever go against them they are royally screwed.
What are you babbling about? Sorry I don't speak gibberish.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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