"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do you think obama has done so far?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The_flying_dutchman
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Fatal Jay, I just noticed you said "every", what about JFK, does he not deserve an exception, was he not different?
5string
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He's done nothing since taking office except for fvcking this country up even more than it already was.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
backbreaker
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Not GREAT. not a socialist leper GOP paints him to be. Too much of a *****. Blew a **** load of political capital on bull ****.
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Banned
* faggots in scouts
* endorsed same sex marriage
* wants to see football less violent
* administered more incentives and loans for single mothers
* appointed a manjaw to lead the secret service
* pushed for loans to people with bad credit
For smashing the evil patriarchy he gets a B+. Would be an A but one can never smash the patriarchy enough.
taiyuu_otoko
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Fatal Jay said:
True, Kennedy disobeyed the instructions on his weekly index cards. He paid the ultimate price (RIP) and a brutal message was sent to all subsequent presidents.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Justin Time
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He's just taking orders from Israel as per the bible as it dictates separation of church and state. derp derp.
speed dawg
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This is about the only thing he's done right.Justin Time said:
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Aww helI I gotta ask you a serious question instead of mocking you. What things are you happy with? The homo stuff?Jaylan said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Explain.Jaylan said:
What's funny to me is that here you have Gaylan and Obama, two very similar ideals. And Gaylan announces that Obama's sh*t is a success. Why do you liberals consider your opinions correct, with no second thought? I mean you just called the Congress "blockading fools". Why is your way right and everybody else's wrong?
Again, explain this liberal of correctness no matter what kanye if you please.
You guys remember that dude Jariel? I think Gaylan might be his reincarnated mongrel interweb son.
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speed dawg said:
No, Obama was voted in to stop kissing Israels ass.
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What are you babbling about? Sorry I don't speak gibberish.Fatal Jay said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.