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How do you respond to "Why don't you have a girlfriend at the moment?"

thejuice

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Pick a girl...
her: see question

you: current gf got fired for sleeping on the job

or be straight foward

you: a gf is not what im looking for right now. (personal development etc.) im just enjoying the dating scene
 

It's all good!

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I always say,

"There's so many who want me, it's too hard to choose."
 

Adr3nalin

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My happy place
"Why? are you interested?"
(simple)

"I'm on such a back order, that on one date a night i can't seem to get through all of them."
(super ****y)

"My job requires that i report any close and continuing contact with anyone i see, i just wouldn't want to put anyone in danger."
(mysterious)

"When can i pencil you in, i've got a 7 o'clock thursday, and 8 o'clcok sunday"
(confident)

wide eyed and Sarcastically: "I don't know why, but will you go out with me!?"
(Dumb Funny)
 

Hemilaya_Playa

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Girl: "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Because you haven't asked me out yet."
 

diplomatic_lies

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Originally posted by ds28
Tried that before. Got introduced to her gay friend "Bubba" who weighed 250lbs and had just come out of Fulsome prison. Next intelligent suggestion good sir!

Whats so bad about that? You should try some alternative flavours once in a while.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Originally posted by TheCloser
diplomatic...that's f'n grosse - EVERYBODY LISTEN UP...even though diplomatic is a Master Don Juan doesn't mean he knows Sh#$ - Don't ever use this line.
My girlfriend said it was gross too, when she first met me. Lighten up, get a sense of humour, and realise that high school is a place to have fun.
 

ds28

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We're not in High School dude. Lines that entertain teenagers and 16 yr old schoolkids don't entertain 'grown ups.' Maybe when you're a bit older you'll learn that self-deprecating comments about ANAL intercourse don't work. Wake up and get with the programme kid!
 

diplomatic_lies

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Originally posted by ds28
We're not in High School dude. Lines that entertain teenagers and 16 yr old schoolkids don't entertain 'grown ups.' Maybe when you're a bit older you'll learn that self-deprecating comments about ANAL intercourse don't work. Wake up and get with the programme kid!

Don't worry Gramps, when I become a senior citizen, I'll be boring like you too.
 
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