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for example.. if ur driving down near a school zone and u see a couple of hot girls in uniform, what would you tell her to make her ride with you?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
how do you pick up a girl from your car.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Cheiradawg
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Offer them candy and say their parents told you to pick them up.
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Senior Don Juan
haha ok seriously now..
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Senior Don Juan
Lol this made me laugh..
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Dame I needed that laugh. Really though, I think I remember seeing a thread about this in the High School Forum.
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A million thanks!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This sounded kinda disturbing till I read the guys only 18, in that case I'd just make sure they see you, then look out for them when they're shopping or something. I wouldn't stop and offer them a lift, it just looks kinda dodgy, especially in a 'school zone'!
Unless of course they already know who you are, in that case the "Where ya heading?" line seems fine.
Unless of course they already know who you are, in that case the "Where ya heading?" line seems fine.
Deadly_Assassin
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yea you gotta watch you dont look like a little rapist picking up little girls from school like just park up ur car n sit on the bonnet by ur self looking all slick n stuff.
Well this is my advice for picking up girls from the side of the road. I have a nice car not flash, its a black hatch back nissan pulsar gtir chopped springs, dumped on the ground (not anymore cos I got pulled over for being way too low )with 17" mags. I dont go around thrashing it specially around the school zones trying to get attention cos that makes u look stupid, No SH!t. Get a mate to come with u in the car. Make sure hes not ugly. Trust me the two of you will have the meanest laugh doing this. Dont have to dress up, look a bit rugged but clean n good. When you are going past chicks, just cruise, beep to them, or wave. If they wave back, turn around n ask them for directions, or anything happening in the weekend or whatever to get a convo going, then offer them a ride n make sure ur cars clean. Even if u dont feel like offering them a ride, u can ask for their number. Another thing get ur driving sorted, like dont stall the car, or do something stupid that will have other traffic beeping n laughing at u cos u might as well not show up again.
Well this is my advice for picking up girls from the side of the road. I have a nice car not flash, its a black hatch back nissan pulsar gtir chopped springs, dumped on the ground (not anymore cos I got pulled over for being way too low )with 17" mags. I dont go around thrashing it specially around the school zones trying to get attention cos that makes u look stupid, No SH!t. Get a mate to come with u in the car. Make sure hes not ugly. Trust me the two of you will have the meanest laugh doing this. Dont have to dress up, look a bit rugged but clean n good. When you are going past chicks, just cruise, beep to them, or wave. If they wave back, turn around n ask them for directions, or anything happening in the weekend or whatever to get a convo going, then offer them a ride n make sure ur cars clean. Even if u dont feel like offering them a ride, u can ask for their number. Another thing get ur driving sorted, like dont stall the car, or do something stupid that will have other traffic beeping n laughing at u cos u might as well not show up again.