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for example.. if ur driving down near a school zone and u see a couple of hot girls in uniform, what would you tell her to make her ride with you?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
how do you pick up a girl from your car.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Cheiradawg
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Offer them candy and say their parents told you to pick them up.
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Senior Don Juan
haha ok seriously now..
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Senior Don Juan
Lol this made me laugh..
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
TyTe`EyEs
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Dame I needed that laugh. Really though, I think I remember seeing a thread about this in the High School Forum.
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A million thanks!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This sounded kinda disturbing till I read the guys only 18, in that case I'd just make sure they see you, then look out for them when they're shopping or something. I wouldn't stop and offer them a lift, it just looks kinda dodgy, especially in a 'school zone'!
Unless of course they already know who you are, in that case the "Where ya heading?" line seems fine.
Unless of course they already know who you are, in that case the "Where ya heading?" line seems fine.
Deadly_Assassin
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yea you gotta watch you dont look like a little rapist picking up little girls from school like just park up ur car n sit on the bonnet by ur self looking all slick n stuff.
Well this is my advice for picking up girls from the side of the road. I have a nice car not flash, its a black hatch back nissan pulsar gtir chopped springs, dumped on the ground (not anymore cos I got pulled over for being way too low )with 17" mags. I dont go around thrashing it specially around the school zones trying to get attention cos that makes u look stupid, No SH!t. Get a mate to come with u in the car. Make sure hes not ugly. Trust me the two of you will have the meanest laugh doing this. Dont have to dress up, look a bit rugged but clean n good. When you are going past chicks, just cruise, beep to them, or wave. If they wave back, turn around n ask them for directions, or anything happening in the weekend or whatever to get a convo going, then offer them a ride n make sure ur cars clean. Even if u dont feel like offering them a ride, u can ask for their number. Another thing get ur driving sorted, like dont stall the car, or do something stupid that will have other traffic beeping n laughing at u cos u might as well not show up again.
Well this is my advice for picking up girls from the side of the road. I have a nice car not flash, its a black hatch back nissan pulsar gtir chopped springs, dumped on the ground (not anymore cos I got pulled over for being way too low )with 17" mags. I dont go around thrashing it specially around the school zones trying to get attention cos that makes u look stupid, No SH!t. Get a mate to come with u in the car. Make sure hes not ugly. Trust me the two of you will have the meanest laugh doing this. Dont have to dress up, look a bit rugged but clean n good. When you are going past chicks, just cruise, beep to them, or wave. If they wave back, turn around n ask them for directions, or anything happening in the weekend or whatever to get a convo going, then offer them a ride n make sure ur cars clean. Even if u dont feel like offering them a ride, u can ask for their number. Another thing get ur driving sorted, like dont stall the car, or do something stupid that will have other traffic beeping n laughing at u cos u might as well not show up again.