"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do you manage being severely AMOG'd?

TheEdgeOf

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I dunno, Maybe that's what he needs. And besides, if this guy really is an AMOG, then he'll either take his place as the beta or try and make some kind of comeback. If he's not really an AMOG, then I hope you can fight or at least run pretty fast lol
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Motivator

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im going to bump this every day until you respond to what I said, actually RESPOND without calling me a hater, cuz im not
 

ezily

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this is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. I can't believe he's so oblivious.

I bet the girl was looking at that guy basically begging for his help. :crackup:
 

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Let me quote 50 Cent here:

In my neighborhood if you're too aggressive, you intimidate someone, they kill you. Or if you decide to be emotional and you start crying, you're a victim. You know, the kid in the schoolyard that doesn't want to fight always leaves with a black eye. You have to find a way to stay in the middle, somewhere where people just don't mess with you because they know that you don't have a problem with it if it goes there.
In essence, this is what you need to do in the face of confrontation. I was 6'1 and 230 pounds when I was a high school freshman so I never got physically bullied in high school, even though it was a rough place. First day of school I had to free a kid who got stuffed into one of the lockers in the football players' room.

Bulk up and learn how to look people in the eye. Learn how to speak in a deep voice. Learn how to not fidget in the face of possible confrontation to avoid signs of weakness. I learned how to do this after years of high school, so it's instinct to me now. Just don't be the guy who's a victim or the guy lookin for fights.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Deacon said:
Let me quote 50 Cent here:



In essence, this is what you need to do in the face of confrontation. I was 6'1 and 230 pounds when I was a high school freshman so I never got physically bullied in high school, even though it was a rough place. First day of school I had to free a kid who got stuffed into one of the lockers in the football players' room.

Bulk up and learn how to look people in the eye. Learn how to speak in a deep voice. Learn how to not fidget in the face of possible confrontation to avoid signs of weakness. I learned how to do this after years of high school, so it's instinct to me now. Just don't be the guy who's a victim or the guy lookin for fights.
superb, tahts what u gotta do, Elstud. even if u do not look like one, u need to start acting like one and try to get along with as many rough guys as u want, then u would actually learn how to deal with them.
 
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