"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you manage being severely AMOG'd?

TheEdgeOf

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I dunno, Maybe that's what he needs. And besides, if this guy really is an AMOG, then he'll either take his place as the beta or try and make some kind of comeback. If he's not really an AMOG, then I hope you can fight or at least run pretty fast lol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The Motivator

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im going to bump this every day until you respond to what I said, actually RESPOND without calling me a hater, cuz im not
 

ezily

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this is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. I can't believe he's so oblivious.

I bet the girl was looking at that guy basically begging for his help. :crackup:
 

The Deacon

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Let me quote 50 Cent here:

In my neighborhood if you're too aggressive, you intimidate someone, they kill you. Or if you decide to be emotional and you start crying, you're a victim. You know, the kid in the schoolyard that doesn't want to fight always leaves with a black eye. You have to find a way to stay in the middle, somewhere where people just don't mess with you because they know that you don't have a problem with it if it goes there.
In essence, this is what you need to do in the face of confrontation. I was 6'1 and 230 pounds when I was a high school freshman so I never got physically bullied in high school, even though it was a rough place. First day of school I had to free a kid who got stuffed into one of the lockers in the football players' room.

Bulk up and learn how to look people in the eye. Learn how to speak in a deep voice. Learn how to not fidget in the face of possible confrontation to avoid signs of weakness. I learned how to do this after years of high school, so it's instinct to me now. Just don't be the guy who's a victim or the guy lookin for fights.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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schttrj

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The Deacon said:
Let me quote 50 Cent here:



In essence, this is what you need to do in the face of confrontation. I was 6'1 and 230 pounds when I was a high school freshman so I never got physically bullied in high school, even though it was a rough place. First day of school I had to free a kid who got stuffed into one of the lockers in the football players' room.

Bulk up and learn how to look people in the eye. Learn how to speak in a deep voice. Learn how to not fidget in the face of possible confrontation to avoid signs of weakness. I learned how to do this after years of high school, so it's instinct to me now. Just don't be the guy who's a victim or the guy lookin for fights.
superb, tahts what u gotta do, Elstud. even if u do not look like one, u need to start acting like one and try to get along with as many rough guys as u want, then u would actually learn how to deal with them.
 
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