"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how do you guys NEXT your girls??

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ok lets say you have had sex about 5 times she slept over, met the fam ect ect... im 33 btw

i just cant be with this girl anymore, she annoys me and is really jeoulous of women around me wich makes her extra annoying!!

text?

phone call?

meet up?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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you don't, unless it's an extreme situation. wind her down and put her into the FB folder. if she doesn't like it, she will disappear.
 
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For all you guys that want to get married and live happily everafter, I have some very bad news for 'ya. Your lovely wife will slowly transform into...ARE YOU READY?...BRACE YOURSELF...
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I asked you before, but must have forgotten to go back and look at the thread for an answer. My question was why are you dissing on Ernest Borgnine and why would one's wife slowly turn into an old man? Send answer via PM please.
 
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What i do, cus i have no time to piss about is tell her face to face and prepare for tears or a slapping of a life time.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm a bit of a slimeball so I usually have her over for one last romp in the sheets, then I break the bad news to her.
 
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ZenGodMod said:
What i do, cus i have no time to piss about is tell her face to face and prepare for tears or a slapping of a life time.
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I wish some girl would try slapping me.
 
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MacAvoy said:
lol what is with girls and throwing shoes anyways?
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OK, I've seen that before too, and that just makes me laugh. But slapping? That girl better be freakin fast, and that's assuming I didn't catch her attempt mid-swing and then twisted it pretty good, at least enough to make her realize how foolish that was.
 
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Turn into a repulsive AFC or give her a reason to break up with you. If you next her, she might go psycho on your A$$ only making matters worst.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TooColdUlrick said:
you don't, unless it's an extreme situation. wind her down and put her into the FB folder. if she doesn't like it, she will disappear.
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quoted for the truth. Just stop contacting her unless it's an extreme circumstance. Keep her as an option because you'll regret it later if you don't.
 
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