"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how do you guys NEXT your girls??

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ok lets say you have had sex about 5 times she slept over, met the fam ect ect... im 33 btw

i just cant be with this girl anymore, she annoys me and is really jeoulous of women around me wich makes her extra annoying!!

text?

phone call?

meet up?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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you don't, unless it's an extreme situation. wind her down and put her into the FB folder. if she doesn't like it, she will disappear.
 

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For all you guys that want to get married and live happily everafter, I have some very bad news for 'ya. Your lovely wife will slowly transform into...ARE YOU READY?...BRACE YOURSELF...
I asked you before, but must have forgotten to go back and look at the thread for an answer. My question was why are you dissing on Ernest Borgnine and why would one's wife slowly turn into an old man? Send answer via PM please.
 

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What i do, cus i have no time to piss about is tell her face to face and prepare for tears or a slapping of a life time.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I'm a bit of a slimeball so I usually have her over for one last romp in the sheets, then I break the bad news to her.
 

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ZenGodMod said:
What i do, cus i have no time to piss about is tell her face to face and prepare for tears or a slapping of a life time.
I wish some girl would try slapping me.
 

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MacAvoy said:
lol what is with girls and throwing shoes anyways?
OK, I've seen that before too, and that just makes me laugh. But slapping? That girl better be freakin fast, and that's assuming I didn't catch her attempt mid-swing and then twisted it pretty good, at least enough to make her realize how foolish that was.
 

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Turn into a repulsive AFC or give her a reason to break up with you. If you next her, she might go psycho on your A$$ only making matters worst.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TooColdUlrick said:
you don't, unless it's an extreme situation. wind her down and put her into the FB folder. if she doesn't like it, she will disappear.

quoted for the truth. Just stop contacting her unless it's an extreme circumstance. Keep her as an option because you'll regret it later if you don't.
 
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