"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
how do you get a girl with 100 likes on her profile picture
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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TheLoner said:
I'm banging a chick right now who got 50 likes on each pic she post, you know how I got her, I did everything her orbiters didn't do, and wouldn't dare to do.
I even told her how many plates I had, and how I'm banging them all, and her interest and sexual interest increased.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I just commented on an HB8's profile picture:
"wow you should retake this photo, looks kinda ugly
"and then a few guys commented after me and said "I was dead".
Some guy messaged my inbox and says, he knows who I am, where I live, and says he will be in the "Neighborhood" to "Fight me".
Help!. I have never gotten into a fight before in my life.
What do I do?
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turn off the lights and hide behind the couchTheLoner said:
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I have seen HB6's with 100 likes on their profile pic.TheLoner said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
You could tell them to stop being white knight fagg0ts as they have no chance with her.TheLoner said:HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just commented on an HB8's profile picture:
"wow you should retake this photo, looks kinda ugly
and then a few guys commented after me and said "I was dead".
Some guy messaged my inbox and says, he knows who I am, where I live, and says he will be in the "Neighborhood" to "Fight me".
Help!. I have never gotten into a fight before in my life.
What do I do?
How to bang HB you see on facebookTheLoner said:
Formula to get HB on FB to notice you:
HBrating x likes on photo + 50 = likes you need on your profile pic
soooo
HB8 x 100 + 50 = 850
If you get 850 likes she will surely notice you
Formula to possibly get her in bed:
likes on your profile pic + 2000 = # of FB friends you need
soooo
850 + 2000 = 2850 friends
You need to have 2850 facebook friends and 850 likes on your profile pic to possibly bang an HB8.
It's simple really. Then you MUST message her 5+ times a day asking for her address so you can send her flowers. Should only take a week (because hey, you're a facebook celebrity now!). Then send 2 bouquets of flowers every day for a month with assorted love poems, and you're homefree. Congratulations, you now have all the info you need to know on how to pick up girls on Facebook!
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.