"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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how do you get a girl with 100 likes on her profile picture

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she has too many orbiters,
seems inpossible to get an HB8+ because
they will always fit into this category.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Who cares how many likes she has on Facebook. Contact her, ask her out, if she says no, then you don't get her. Do you know this girl in real life (not online)?
 
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Uncharted said:
Who cares how many likes she has on Facebook. Contact her, ask her out, if she says no, then you don't get her. Do you know this girl in real life (not online)?
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im wondering the same thing lol
 
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LMFAO

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Tell her the complete opposite to everyone else.
 
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TheLoner said:
she has too many orbiters,
seems inpossible to get an HB8+ because
they will always fit into this category.
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I'm banging a chick right now who got 50 likes on each pic she post, you know how I got her, I did everything her orbiters didn't do, and wouldn't dare to do.

I even told her how many plates I had, and how I'm banging them all, and her interest and sexual interest increased.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Send her a pic of your dong then tell her "Yeah baby I want to pour honey all over your nipples and lick it up"
 
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Take a piss at her on fb, disguise it as a joke + a bit of qualifying and ask her out to prove you're wrong.Then screw her brains out and get 200 likes with pics from the crime scene. Or just screw her brains out if you're not a narcissist.
 
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plate's_empty said:
Send her a pic of your dong then tell her "Yeah baby I want to pour honey all over your nipples and lick it up"
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Hmm, she didn't tell me that part in the message she sent me.
 
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Comment on one of the photos where she looks good, and say "wow you should retake this photo".
 
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Tell her her crow's feet look bad in that one shot.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just commented on an HB8's profile picture:

"wow you should retake this photo, looks kinda ugly :)"

and then a few guys commented after me and said "I was dead".

Some guy messaged my inbox and says, he knows who I am, where I live, and says he will be in the "Neighborhood" to "Fight me".

Help!. I have never gotten into a fight before in my life.
What do I do?
 
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Send these guys a pic of your dong. It will totally mind fvck them and they'll leave you alone.
 
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TheLoner said:
Help!. I have never gotten into a fight before in my life.
What do I do?
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turn off the lights and hide behind the couch
 
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TheLoner said:
she has too many orbiters,
seems inpossible to get an HB8+ because
they will always fit into this category.
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I have seen HB6's with 100 likes on their profile pic.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TheLoner said:
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just commented on an HB8's profile picture:

"wow you should retake this photo, looks kinda ugly :)"

and then a few guys commented after me and said "I was dead".

Some guy messaged my inbox and says, he knows who I am, where I live, and says he will be in the "Neighborhood" to "Fight me".

Help!. I have never gotten into a fight before in my life.
What do I do?
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You could tell them to stop being white knight fagg0ts as they have no chance with her.
 
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TheLoner said:
she has too many orbiters,
seems inpossible to get an HB8+ because
they will always fit into this category.
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How to bang HB you see on facebook

Formula to get HB on FB to notice you:

HBrating x likes on photo + 50 = likes you need on your profile pic

soooo

HB8 x 100 + 50 = 850
If you get 850 likes she will surely notice you

Formula to possibly get her in bed:

likes on your profile pic + 2000 = # of FB friends you need

soooo

850 + 2000 = 2850 friends

You need to have 2850 facebook friends and 850 likes on your profile pic to possibly bang an HB8.

It's simple really. Then you MUST message her 5+ times a day asking for her address so you can send her flowers. Should only take a week (because hey, you're a facebook celebrity now!). Then send 2 bouquets of flowers every day for a month with assorted love poems, and you're homefree. Congratulations, you now have all the info you need to know on how to pick up girls on Facebook!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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