"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you fecome funnier?

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I want to apply some of the ****y funny stuff I see that some people are able to do. How do I become better at recognizing good oppurtunities to be funny and going about and implementing it?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

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By looking (paying attention) to those opportunities. You can also just watch a bunch of comedy and watch how they word the jokes, dramatic pauses, that sort of thing.
 

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Yeah, and no sitcoms.

Humor websites like Something Awful aren't so good for conversation either.

Stand up comedy' the way to go.
 

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I'd recommend a night course at a community college in improvisational theater. It worked for me. Ever see that show, "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Those guys could be funny under any circumstances. I'm not nearly that good, but I'm a lot faster on my feet when I started applying what I learned from the class.
 

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I am not saying that humor isn't a good thing, but don't get carried away with it. Rapport and sexuality are the twin keys to success. Humor can help a little but if you make it your focus you risk being entertainment and nothing more. Humor is only useful insomuch as it furthers rapport and sexulity and NOTHING MORE.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"Improv" rocks! ":rockon: :up: :rockon:
 

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I'm not exactly a world class standup, so take this as more or less KJing. You should consult someone good for a real answer. Hopefully, you live in a big city so you can find someone good.

The first thing is opportunities for comedy are all around you. You need to learn to look for things. It could be as simple as seeing a how a ring looks like something outrageous or something about the environment your in. In sarging, they talk about congruence a lot. One of the easiest ways to be funny in a HA HA HA sense is to be incongruent in a funny way. Like pretend to be picking up chicks but acting like a tool in a way that's obvious and funny, don't literally do that but it's just a really bad example off the top of my head.

There is really two parts of this. Being able to create/write humor, and being able to deliver humor. I'm not good enough at either yet to be giving advice, so good luck and I'm learning with you brotha.
 

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I've always had a good sense of humor from growing up watching comedy movies and stand up. Sometimes I actually have to stop myself from cracking jokes.
 

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Buy a book called "Comedy Writing Secrets".

I bought it on Amazon for 8 bucks, and it's awesome.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flyspy said:
I want to apply some of the ****y funny stuff I see that some people are able to do. How do I become better at recognizing good oppurtunities to be funny and going about and implementing it?
women do not fu** comedians.
Women fu** men!

Dont think ****y and funny will simply get her pants down her ankles.

This is ****y and Funny DD style.

Dont bother wasting more time and money on books.
Women are not that complex they either like you or they dont, being a court jester wont change there mind.

****y and Funny is this:
Showing the women you not a wimp since you are not pandering for her puzzy.
What this means is this:
You bust on her, it shows your not immitated by her and also proves your not going to beg for her attention.
Things like 'wow your shoes are real nice, my mother has a pair just like it'.
(simply ****y and funny is also called negg hitting).

Or if she touches you.
Say 'cant help but to touch me uh, i know i am hot, careful you dont get burned there' big smile.

You see it is easy.
It shows your not intimmadated by her and really dont give a fu** if she likes you or not, this is your world and in your world.

YOU ARE THE MAN

That is ****y and funny^^

Not court jester shi*.
 

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Sarcasm's supposedly the lowest form of wit, but it makes me laugh.

Also it's mean and cruel, qualities chicks find HOT.
 

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youknowtherest said:
I'd recommend a night course at a community college in improvisational theater. It worked for me. Ever see that show, "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Those guys could be funny under any circumstances. I'm not nearly that good, but I'm a lot faster on my feet when I started applying what I learned from the class.

Whose line is it anyway is amzingly funny. :crackup: They are proper commdiens thow.


Just notice oppertunities. Vary what you use. Most people just stick to something really dry like sarcasm.

Sarge On!
 

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If you're born without a sense of humour, you'll probably die without it too.

It's not something you can learn.

Now, good news is: women will laugh at any joke as long as they find you attractive. Not the other way round.

And anyway, think of 'chick humour': it's usually pretty lame.
If you see two girls laughing in a mall, ask them what triggered it: 9 time out of 10, it's appalling.

Hot girls can usually sit through Monty Python, The Meaning of Life, This is Spinal Tap and the first four seasons of Frasier without cracking a smile. Yet, if they find you attractive and instinctively want to communicate IOI's then she will laugh at your not-so-witty comments.

Bottom line is: you don't need to be a comedian to get laid. Howerver humour helps as it goes hand in hand with spontaneity. In that, taking improv' class can only be beneficial to your social life and a lot of fun too.
 

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Some of you guys talk about being funny like its a crime. "Hell no screw that, you have to be serious not no fuggin entertainment!". Did you guys ever think that you can develop something about yourself without the intent of seducing women? My point is, maybe he just wants to be funny for the sake of being funny. Being able to make people laugh is a powerful skill. Laughing makes people happy, and if you can control what makes people happy.... you get it know? Stop trying to condesend and sound kool.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ace of Flames said:
Some of you guys talk about being funny like its a crime. "Hell no screw that, you have to be serious not no fuggin entertainment!". Did you guys ever think that you can develop something about yourself without the intent of seducing women? My point is, maybe he just wants to be funny for the sake of being funny. Being able to make people laugh is a powerful skill. Laughing makes people happy, and if you can control what makes people happy.... you get it know? Stop trying to condesend and sound kool.
I appreciatte your need to flame.

But you do realise ****y and Funny is the tag line of dating GURU David D’.

Don’t you.

Now if he would have said I want to learn to be funnier then yeh you have a point.

But he said ****y and Funny, i.e attributed to picking up women, there is a difference.

A lot of guys read DD and think they have a silver bullet without actually GETTING IT.

You can spin all the ****y and funny BS you want but until you have your internal state sorted it won’t make one bit of difference.

Guys read DD and one of the first things they do is the online dating thing.
Post some ****y and funny comment and expect results, then stick to the ****y and funny ritual through out ALL interactions.

****y and funny is great, but you need to get the whole picture and not grip an ideal.
There is no magic bullet it is all about just getting out there and learning.

****y and funny is another means for confidence boost, in the end confidence is the true attraction trait women fall over them selves for.

Confidence not in a way that shows you are stipulating, but confidence in a way that shows you are impartial to the outcome, you have a life and the women is DAM LUCKY to be in IT!
 

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Um.... calm down? I wasn't flaming anyone.

I just don't wanna see everyone turn into robots. You don't have to conform to the rules all the time you know. Be funny if you want, its all part of your personality. Don't be humorless zombies.

I must be the only one around here who remembers what the DJ is really all about. When it comes to girls, you're something different. A breath of fresh air. You aren't an insecure loser that fawns over her, but you aren't this serious, over-the-top seduction bot either. You're fun, and you're funny. You keep it light and interesting. You make the moves, but you don't force or rush anything. You take your time and enjoy it, because you're in control. And you make sure that she enjoys it too, which she should be, since she's with a great guy like you.


I don't get that impression from anyone on this site anymore. Not nearly enough. Most guys on here today only care about themselves. Its sad.... it really is.

Anyone agree?
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Um.... calm down? I wasn't flaming anyone.

I just don't wanna see everyone turn into robots. You don't have to conform to the rules all the time you know. Be funny if you want, its all part of your personality. Don't be humorless zombies.

I must be the only one around here who remembers what the DJ is really all about. When it comes to girls, you're something different. A breath of fresh air. You aren't an insecure loser that fawns over her, but you aren't this serious, over-the-top seduction bot either. You're fun, and you're funny. You keep it light and interesting. You make the moves, but you don't force or rush anything. You take your time and enjoy it, because you're in control. And you make sure that she enjoys it too, which she should be, since she's with a great guy like you.


I don't get that impression from anyone on this site anymore. Not nearly enough. Most guys on here today only care about themselves. Its sad.... it really is.

Anyone agree?

My post is exactly what you are saying, being a ****y and funny robot is not the way to go, he need to know the full picture.

As for selfish:

Every one is selfish, we are all in it for us, some hide it some dont admit it but in truth it is always about us, how it effects us, what the implications are to us, it is always US>

We are selfish creatures this is clear, that is what becomes of a martyr they are none slefish and do it for the sake of living for others.
These ppl are famous and RARE, the rest are selfish unless you dedicate yourself to total living for others.
The problem with living for others the selfish take and not give anything back that is 99.9999999% of the planet. No wonder martyr's are rare indeed.
 
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