Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
women do not fu** comedians.flyspy said:I want to apply some of the ****y funny stuff I see that some people are able to do. How do I become better at recognizing good oppurtunities to be funny and going about and implementing it?
youknowtherest said:I'd recommend a night course at a community college in improvisational theater. It worked for me. Ever see that show, "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Those guys could be funny under any circumstances. I'm not nearly that good, but I'm a lot faster on my feet when I started applying what I learned from the class.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I appreciatte your need to flame.Ace of Flames said:Some of you guys talk about being funny like its a crime. "Hell no screw that, you have to be serious not no fuggin entertainment!". Did you guys ever think that you can develop something about yourself without the intent of seducing women? My point is, maybe he just wants to be funny for the sake of being funny. Being able to make people laugh is a powerful skill. Laughing makes people happy, and if you can control what makes people happy.... you get it know? Stop trying to condesend and sound kool.
Ace of Flames said:Um.... calm down? I wasn't flaming anyone.
I just don't wanna see everyone turn into robots. You don't have to conform to the rules all the time you know. Be funny if you want, its all part of your personality. Don't be humorless zombies.
I must be the only one around here who remembers what the DJ is really all about. When it comes to girls, you're something different. A breath of fresh air. You aren't an insecure loser that fawns over her, but you aren't this serious, over-the-top seduction bot either. You're fun, and you're funny. You keep it light and interesting. You make the moves, but you don't force or rush anything. You take your time and enjoy it, because you're in control. And you make sure that she enjoys it too, which she should be, since she's with a great guy like you.
I don't get that impression from anyone on this site anymore. Not nearly enough. Most guys on here today only care about themselves. Its sad.... it really is.
Anyone agree?