"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you exactly bed a ONS? :(

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alright, so how exactly do you get a 'friend', particularly a one-night-stand type of a girl, to bed?

I know of a HB8 and shes been one hell of a flirt (most of the time) in class and what not.

Today she asks me how to fix something, and outta the C&F attitude, i said
"Well, first you take me out for a great time, then you go on settings and change this and that" (within that ball park, its becoming a blur all of a sudden)

so then she points out "are you asking me out on a date?"

i reply "no, but im suggesting it ;)"
she goes "oohhh ok. how about you take me out?"

then she runs off to pee and i 4got to get back to the chick.

anyway, i think i got myself a plan here, but the only question is, im not sure how to bed an "all around the neighborhood" type of girl. I think other posts before this have said that I should be really flirty and talk about sex a lot, but other than that im not quite sure, and i'd like some information and feedback on this situation while i search some more! Thanks!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was about to say "Take her out for a drink, get her a little tipsy, lots of kino, lots of c+f (DONT TALK ABOUT SEX! unless it is in a c+f way) and take her back to yours and bang the living daylight out of her...

BUT...

I just noticed that you are 18 and live in the U.S.

So going to a bar might be a problem...

So...

PLAN B

Just invite her back to yours for a movie. Again, stick to the kino, c+f and take it from there.

Look up Mystery's freeze-out method, incase you get any last minute resistance.

Good luck.
 

So pimp its scary

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A friend, don't do this to a friend... this must be with a 'fresh' girl... I'm assuming you are at a bar.

Now, you start talking to the girl I like to start when the girl is alone and looking around, if she doesn't look upset, she's quite likely hunting. Now, you are either in right awa, or you are out. Now, if and when her friends come, shift your focus to the friends... they will approve or dissapprove based on the target.

Eventually, you have to pull her to the dancefloor... start dancing as a group... then just move in and get as close as the girl will let you, If she lets you grind you're probly in for the next step. Go for the kiss, if you don't get the kiss you might as well start over.

If she kisses you stop and pull back just a lil too soon, if she comes toward you afterthe kiss you are in. Take her around the bar... especially solo ask if she'd like to come to a 'party' wiith you and some close friends, if she wants to keep things going.

Once you are back at the party, have some conversation and give her another kiss, for a bit longer this time, touching her sides under her arm, then go for seclusion, and onto a bed... heavy making out, then stop and smell her all around her chest for a few minutes, then go back to kissing, put your hand somewhere under her shirt without lifting it off... if she takes ANY of your clothes off hope you have a jimmy handy. Whatever the case when she puts up a bit of resistance... short of a straight up 'no not happening' you'll have to over come that on a case to case basis... alot of the time by stopping and just smelling her somemore.
 
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