"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How do you dump a chick on her ass the nice way?

cactus3178

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Especially if she's a nice girl?


*feels guilty*
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Skel

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tell her shes so hot that you cant stand it and that you would get way to jealous so lets just be friends
 

DJ_Dork

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do what girls do when they reject you.
 

Alpine

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Get all needy and clingy with her. Tell her you love her and with her you feel complete.

Spend hours on the phone with her and take all her **** and make enemies with all her friends.

Have sex with her in 2 mins and refuse to go down below.

That usually does it, and the beauty is she thinks she's dumped you.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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00Kevin

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Originally posted by Alpine
Get all needy and clingy with her. Tell her you love her and with her you feel complete.

Spend hours on the phone with her and take all her **** and make enemies with all her friends.

Have sex with her in 2 mins and refuse to go down below.

That usually does it, and the beauty is she thinks she's dumped you.
a girl will always think she dumped you anyway.
 

Porky

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Originally posted by DJ_Dork
do what girls do when they reject you.
call the cops??
 

Eternal

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Tell her "It's not me, it's you."

That, or:

"We should see other people. What's your friend Stacey's number?"
 
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