"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how do you completely clear internet explorer?

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specifically wat i mean is the google search bar on google.com.

my friends were looking up DJ stuff on google and no matter how much i clear the history it never goes away. i dont want my gf to see it. how do i get rid of it?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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disable autocomplete feature.

goto internet options, and look for an autocomplete option. there should be box where you can uncheck it. so when you goto google. and you type a word starting with D, it wont pull up DJ ****.

also, if you leave it on, and highlight the autocomplete suggestion in the google bar, and press the delete key, it will delete that item from the autocomplete history.

If this doesnt work, destroy your computer so your GF cant use it.
 

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You go to tools, delete, form data and history.



Though, being afraid woman will find out you're a guru or aspiring guru in this stuff is a stuck up. What you think she will do, leave you? If anything she'll be more interested.
 

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Ghostsurf is a program that is worth the minimal price. It has a one-click wipe feature to clear common tracks of browsing.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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^^ It's all about that Firefox holmes... get with the program B.
 

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Desdinova said:
You still use Internet Explorer? Why? :confused:
I was going to ask the same tihng.

Download Firefox. It has an option that automatically clears your browser each time you close it.
 

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Hahahaha. Nerds like firefox more than internet explorer, because it is made by the greatest pimp ever, Bill Gates.. What else do you guys hate?
 

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Hahahaha. Nerds like firefox more than internet explorer, because it is made by the greatest pimp ever, Bill Gates.
I don't use Firefox. I use Opera. And it's not an anti-Microsoft thing, I use it because it's faster, it's safer, it has tabs.... oh wait, Microsoft FINALLY caught up with the times and starting using tabs in IE7.
 

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I use opera too. Sadly, firefox is more popular, and therefore has more support for things like video playback in macromedia flash.

I like opera's mouse gestures (back, reload, etc.). I like the faster load, and i like nicknaming the websites. But firefox has all of those! Still, I'm kind of hooked on opera. The new version has a nice 9 giant icon Speed dial. very cool.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Both opera and firefox are standards based browsers and do not work well on most websites out there.. You can't possibly claim they are faster:

A) Both load slowers, because internet explorer is built into windows, with libraries already pre-loaded, while both firefox and opera have to load everything. There is a slightly longer delay before either of those browsers launches.

B) You have to stop what you doing and find a plug-in if page does not display properly.

C) Having either opera or firefox does not increase your internet bandwidth. Which is further prove that the users of these browsers are smocking crack.​

Internet explorer is user friendly, is built into windows, has support for active-x and other useful technologies, displays both standards and none standards based websites.. It pretty much does it all without being a b1tch to use. :up:
 

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Internet explorer is user friendly, is built into windows, has support for active-x and other useful technologies, displays both standards and none standards based websites.
...and crashes a lot. I seriously got fed up with that hunk of crap crashing on me damn near everytime I used it. And no, it's not just my windows install, I've had it crash repeatedly on every computer I've used with IE.

I also love the whole "IE is built into Windows" argument. I've installed it in Linux with no problems.

A) Both load slowers, because internet explorer is built into windows,
Sounds good on paper, but I find it loads a lot faster regardless of what's written on paper.

B) You have to stop what you doing and find a plug-in if page does not display properly.
I do?

C) Having either opera or firefox does not increase your internet bandwidth.
I never said it did.
 

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Two seemingly identical people. One reports that his internet explorer crashes all the time, the other never experienced a crash of his internet explorer. What's wrong with them?

I bet its your windows installation.
 

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Firefox has support for almost all sites. IE has support for practically 100% of the sites...but I find that firefox isn't has 'fat' as IE. Same with Opera. But while I like the opera interface, it seems to have the least support. So, I use everything but IE unless I have to use IE.
 
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