"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you become competent at sex quickly if you are currently inexperienced?

_Cupcake_

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How do you become competent at sex quickly if you are currently inexperienced?

I'm currently 26. I tell people I'm 22, because I can pass for it (and reasons that should obvious based on what I've said so far.) She thought I was 22, and still thought my ineptitude was ****ed up. She has no patience for this, and is never seeing me again.

Is this kind of response typical? If so, how is it possible to learn, and to catch up quickly?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Warrior74

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How do you become competent at baseball quickly if you are currently inexperienced?

Get a good coach and practice.

My second girl at 19 was a 24 year old single mom who showed me the ropes. Find a friendly coach and practice!
 

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That's pretty fvcked up lol. The only way to get better is practice I guess. You can find some sex tips on this forum though, try that.
 

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@evoken: Practice, that much is obvious, and trying tips, etc... The problem is with finding the partner to practice with without having to go through multiple partners that I leave horrified and put off, in what is then a very slow process.

Warrior74: re finding a friendly coach... what's the most efficient way of going about this?
 

Leporello

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my first gf was a virgin. My second was a slvt. I learned more about sex in 4 months with #2 than 2 years with #1.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Georgey

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i dont understand you guys. u wana have sex and u need a partner for it.
isnt that so easy? u go grab a *****, pay her and let her do her work.
here in lebanon, there r *****es everywhere, and there r many super night clubs. prices list: 10$ and going up. a hundred or 2 for a hot russian babe.
some ppl will pay thousands and millions for a biatch.
well you go choose the perfect woman u wanna bed, pay her and let her do the work.
hahh.. and ive even heard some friends get good with some ladies that they were paid by their *****es to sleep with them.

sex.. its so goddamn easy. its everywhere. u dont see them, but theyre hiding somewhere near you. get some money and have sex.
 

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Experience = competence

Read some sex tips before you get going, maybe throw on a porn video and the both of you can try to emulate the pornstars (fun way to have sex and loosens the atmosphere).

As long as you're having fun with it and aren't nervous/self-conscious then you'll be fine. Have a couple shots of some hard alcohol right before you get going. Not enough to kill the wood but enough to loosen your mind up.
 

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1. Wear a condom for less sensitivity.

2. Become aware of your breathing.

3. If you feel like you're going to come, pull out and change position. While your doing this you should be able to compose yourself again before you stick it back in.

4. Don't go so fast, slow it down a little.
 

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_Cupcake_ said:
@evoken: Practice, that much is obvious, and trying tips, etc... The problem is with finding the partner to practice with without having to go through multiple partners that I leave horrified and put off, in what is then a very slow process.
I think you just had bad luck with this one. Seems like a wh0re who is only interested in having herself pleased and not worrying about you, fvck that sh1t. You could perhaps find a girlfriend and use her as practice. I doubt if you've officially made a girl your girlfriend she'd leave you after finding out you're inexperienced haha. I wouldn't do that personally but hey it's up to you.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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evoken said:
I think you just had bad luck with this one. Seems like a wh0re who is only interested in having herself pleased and not worrying about you, fvck that sh1t. You could perhaps find a girlfriend and use her as practice. I doubt if you've officially made a girl your girlfriend she'd leave you after finding out you're inexperienced haha. I wouldn't do that personally but hey it's up to you.
When is a girl "officially your girlfriend"? I mean, what do I need to bring about for this to be the scenerio?
 

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I think if she loves you she won't mind that you don't know what you're doing. I think sex for women is very emotional and they care mostly about being held and kissed and told that they're pretty. I'm a virgin at 36, and I don't even want sex really, I want love.
 
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