"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How do you ask if she's single?

ScrewIt

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Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust


Remember my eariler post about propositioning her with the better deal. no woman wants a BF when she thinks she can have someone better. Mark my words IF SHE SEES YOU AS THE BETTER DEAL SHE WILL NOT LET YOU SLIP AWAY FROM HER.
It's funny how you brought that up. Cause i believe a lot of guys and girls have a bf/gf just for filler....you know take what they can get. if something better comes along, they will go for it. Whether or not they end up regretting it if that new prospect doesnt workout, well it was their choice to begin with
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Never ask a chick if shes single, you think guys that actually bang these b!tches ask if some other bozo is nailing her? If shes above a 5 there is always some douche in the background anyway.

Never ask and more importantly never CARE if shes single. If youve got better game than the guy thats currently boning her he will no longer exist anyway and soon will be shelved by her once she secures you.(or thinks shes secured you)
lol no kidding ****ing douches
 

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Definately dont come out and just ask..sometimes it embarassing.. just flirt with her and say something like.. your boyfriend must be lucky to have sucha cutie like you.. She's either going to say "Oh, thanks" or "I dont have one"
 

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Originally posted by XtremeRacingDiva
Definately dont come out and just ask..sometimes it embarassing.. just flirt with her and say something like.. your boyfriend must be lucky to have sucha cutie like you.. She's either going to say "Oh, thanks" or "I dont have one"
I use this formula a lot too; never had a negative reaction. It's funny how well it flows into the conversation yet they always take special notice of it.
 

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Originally posted by Zonder
I use this formula a lot too; never had a negative reaction. It's funny how well it flows into the conversation yet they always take special notice of it.
girls use this a lot actually. When used on a girl, im betting the chances of her lying about her bf is going to be high.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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