A girl said this to me in a playful and teasing way " You make all the girls happy, especially when they compare you to their current boyfriends". I was at a loss of how to make a comeback after this statement lol. ****y and funny anyone??
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do u response to this??
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
why lower value ?
I thought she said IF you are compared with their ex's you would make them happier . Being able to make girl happy is great . But you know , without being a nice guy AFC.
If it was like a compliment , you know , like trying to tell that i have higher value , i would say
C'MON , THATS YOUR BEST PICKUP LINE ?
or
LOL THANKS , BUT YOU GOTTA WORK MORE
. IM NOT THAT EASY.
I thought she said IF you are compared with their ex's you would make them happier . Being able to make girl happy is great . But you know , without being a nice guy AFC.
If it was like a compliment , you know , like trying to tell that i have higher value , i would say
C'MON , THATS YOUR BEST PICKUP LINE ?
or
LOL THANKS , BUT YOU GOTTA WORK MORE
. IM NOT THAT EASY."She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
No, it's not a compliment, it's a neg. But it's funny and harmless.
She's saying he makes the girls happy (compliment), but...wait for it...especially when they compare him to their bf/husband (neg). It's a neg because she's saying they're happy because their current situation is better than what he would offer.
Very clever. Props to her.
She's saying he makes the girls happy (compliment), but...wait for it...especially when they compare him to their bf/husband (neg). It's a neg because she's saying they're happy because their current situation is better than what he would offer.
Very clever. Props to her.
DonGorgon
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That was a harsh insult.. crafted by a very diabolical female... be careful..
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
"It's a good thing I'm not trying to be anyone's BORE-Friend."
ezily
Senior Don Juan
yeah I would stay away from that girl. She knew exactly what she was saying and the implication it gives. It doesn't matter that she does it in a playful way (unless you've been giving her sh1t just before that).
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TheBaconator
Senior Don Juan
"that's only cuz they I never slept with them"Avn_0903 said: