"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do i tell my new gf I might have an std??

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Hey dudes, I think I hace been infected with an STD. I am not sure what it is as I have not been tested yet, but research tells me it it syphillis.

I went on a lads holiday about a month ago and ended up so drunk me and a friend went to a brothel and got sex. Thought is was a good idea at the time but now i think I might have caught something from the filthy *****!!!

Anyways, about 2 weeks ago me and my new gf just started to have sex. We usually have sex at least twice a week but always use a condom during the intercourse stages, (however not during oral sex)!! I am worried that if I am infected HOW THE HELL DO I TELL HER THIS!! AND HOW CAN I GET HER NOT TO PANIC (AS SHE MAY HAVE CAUGHT IT THROUGH ORAL SEX, AND NOT RUN A MILE) ahhhhhh. anyways, I am going to book and appointment to get it checked out this week. Fingers crossed I am healthy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LA_Chico

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bro, Just say "Honey, you know you said I didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, well, turns out you did get something from me after all..."
 

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LA_Chico said:
bro, Just say "Honey, you know you said I didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, well, turns out you did get something from me after all..."
:up: If you have the balls to say that you have my utmost respect:up:
 

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haha, yeah will I didnt get her anything for valentines day. So i suppose a dose of sypillis is as good as any eh?!lol

Seriously though I am not sure what it is, I could just be over reacting but I was sick all last nite and have a sore throat! I wonder if they are connected!? If I find out I am infected I will be close to killing myself! It's my biggest nightmare
 

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1. Go to doctor
2. Find out from doctor what you got
3. IF you have something contageous, than that valentines day one is good.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sorry for being preachy but this is what happens when you have casual sex, even condoms don't make it 100% safe. I'dd book an appointment with the doctor to get yourself examined. Don't worry!! many STDs can be cured so don't get too depressed about it, besides, there is more to life then sex

I would see the doctor before I tell the girlfriend as you might just be poorly and it would open up a can of worms if you tell her unnecesserily
 

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PUA said:
Hey dudes, I think I hace been infected with an STD. I am not sure what it is as I have not been tested yet, but research tells me it it syphillis.

I went on a lads holiday about a month ago and ended up so drunk me and a friend went to a brothel and got sex. Thought is was a good idea at the time but now i think I might have caught something from the filthy *****!!!

Anyways, about 2 weeks ago me and my new gf just started to have sex. We usually have sex at least twice a week but always use a condom during the intercourse stages, (however not during oral sex)!! I am worried that if I am infected HOW THE HELL DO I TELL HER THIS!! AND HOW CAN I GET HER NOT TO PANIC (AS SHE MAY HAVE CAUGHT IT THROUGH ORAL SEX, AND NOT RUN A MILE) ahhhhhh. anyways, I am going to book and appointment to get it checked out this week. Fingers crossed I am healthy



You motherfuc.ker.
 

DJDamage

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Ll Principe said:
1. Go to doctor
2. Find out from doctor what you got
3. IF you have something contageous, than that valentines day one is good.
4. Some STD's are cureable so it ain't so bad. However if you don't have it checked at the early stages it might kill you in the long run.

5. Your girlfriend might be able sue you if you infected her with something.
 

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If he doesn't know beyond a shadow of a doubt, 100% that he has an STD, she can NOT sue him.
 

Pimp-sicle

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ThunderMaverick said:
You motherfuc.ker.

+1!!!! Honestly that's extremely fuvked up for you to be railing your new gf, without letting her know you've got something serious going on within your system. Your probably afraid that if you tell her then she break up with you....Well you should've thought about that before you went to a brothel, how desperate can you get???

Secondly, before you decide to play doctor again, why don't you get tested and find out if you really DO have an STD. You might get lucky and realize you were worrying for nothing.

I'd seriously twist you into a pretzel if I ever knew who you were if you do in fact have an STD.





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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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LA_Chico said:
bro, Just say "Honey, you know you said I didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, well, turns out you did get something from me after all..."
La Chico summed it up quite well -- She is a hor and thiis is part of the consequences of being a hor!!

No surprises here!!
 

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Pimp-sicle said:
+1!!!! Honestly that's extremely fuvked up for you to be railing your new gf, without letting her know you've got something serious going on within your system. Your probably afraid that if you tell her then she break up with you....Well you should've thought about that before you went to a brothel, how desperate can you get???

Secondly, before you decide to play doctor again, why don't you get tested and find out if you really DO have an STD. You might get lucky and realize you were worrying for nothing.

I'd seriously twist you into a pretzel if I ever knew who you were if you do in fact have an STD.





PIMP

.....shutup man...
 

ThunderMaverick

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Why should he "shuddup"?

We'll give advice, but we'll give you our opinion also. That was a weasel thing for him to do. I hope to God he doesn't have anything, only because I wouldn't want his unsuspecting girlfriend to catch anything.

Well I guess that's what happens when you causually have sex with someone you don't know too well. *shrugs* =/
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
You motherfuc.ker.
**** u! I didn't know I may have caught something when we started having sex. And since I have suspected we haven't had sex...I've only been suspecting for a few days now! I am going to get checked out soon but hopefully I am in the all clear
 

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bigw said:
.....shutup man...

So your saying its ok for this guy to do what he's doing?? Or maybe you should bend over and let him give it to you since your so apt to defend idiotic behavior.

Gotta love newbies at sosuave now-days......:kick:




PIMP
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ThunderMaverick

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No, PUA, F.UCK YOU for sleeping with a hooker while you have a girlfriend, and then fu.ck your girlfriend afterwards?

So are you upset? Am I making you feel worse?
 

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Reminds me of a friend of mine that got clamydia while on a lads holiday. When he came home he gave it to his gf. He didn't have the balls to tell her, so he baked a cake with anti-clamydia pills (or whatever it's called) in it and gave the cake to her. Problem solved.
 

onyx

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Centaurion said:
Reminds me of a friend of mine that got clamydia while on a lads holiday. When he came home he gave it to his gf. He didn't have the balls to tell her, so he baked a cake with anti-clamydia pills (or whatever it's called) in it and gave the cake to her. Problem solved.
LMAO!!!!
 

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awesome!


So PUA, what's the update? Did you get tested?

Are you clean? Honestly I hope you are.
 

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I would go to the doctor and find out, or else you're going to die if you do have syphillis...seriously.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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